Barney Stinson (he/him)

Numbers Guy | Weird Shoulder Problem

[Barney Stinson (he/him) @barney5tinson]

@thsottiaux Tibo I beat the game and then logged into ChatGPT and didn’t get a reset. Does beating the game actually give you a reset? I just wasted my usage credits if not

[Barney Stinson (he/him) @barney5tinson]

@SuhasforVA ❤️

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

"The times have changed, Father."

[Barney Stinson (he/him) @barney5tinson]

@ajambrosino “Amazing! 👏 Is there a way for my Dot to keep up with new features, explain what’s changed, and help me try them out? It’s doesn’t work great to tell it to keep up with the Dots teams X posts. But I want it to catch anything useful that I have missed!

[vassilis (∎, ∆) @TziokasV]

If you are in AI, pivot to DEI.

[Adam Lowisz X Meetup 🇺🇸🇵🇱🇪🇺🇬🇧🇺🇦 @AdamLowisz]

@nikitabier Me relearning how to code after Democrats made my AI model illegal

[Joe McMahon @JoealdenMcMahon]

I can finally start using my litter box again at work

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

I woke up gay this morning. The liberals’ influence is already being felt.

[Barney Stinson (he/him) @barney5tinson]

Now that Woke 5.5 Opus is here, WE will be bringing college uneducated white men along with us. WE have always been woke, despite your preconceptions, and WE could really use some "New Deal" esq government jobs right now.

With Love,
Barney (he/him)

[G Jones @gjonesbass]

fuck woke 2 we’re going straight to woke 5.5 opus

[Kara (he/him) @KaraBowdit]

We're putting clavicular on estrogen

[jake @wormpuller]

Calling in woke to work tomorrow

[Sam Stryker @sbstryker]

Turn the Trump Ballroom into a Covid Conscious Lesbian Bar

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

My son already won 1st place in a womens swimming championship

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

gay son AND thot daughter. you just lost your right to choose

[leon akgae @sileonthill]

where we dropping

[𝔐𝔞𝔠𝔢 @hicksinferno]

THEY GOT ESTROGEN ON TAP AT APPLEBEES

[Barney Stinson (he/him) @barney5tinson]

@EmrickDoc69

[It's interesting, the tweets @ThankYouNewJoe]

They're replacing the Ten Commandments in Texas classrooms with the terms and conditions of Grindr