Barney Payne

Football (THFC), Cricket, lumpy cycling, hot and cold holidays, reading Murakami. Avid music fan!! Vinyl every time! (and Spotify)

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@Jayysein That’s not even her voice.

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@AmbJapanUK @japanhouseldn Hello, has this exhibition been extended or has it finished now?

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@Joey7Barton Jesus Christ! What’s wrong with you? Are you having an episode or something…? You bellend.

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@Joshua_ODon @Twickets Thanks. I’ve not bought a ticket from a tout for years! I assume they just sell QR codes now, how are we supposed to trust that?

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@Twickets I’ve been trying to buy a Fontaines DC ticket for Finsbury Park. I’ve been beaten to the punch about 30 times now. Clicking on the alert the second it arrives. Even when constantly refreshing. Feels like I’m fighting a bot. Any advice?

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@Jas07Bracken @Twickets No luck there either. 😟

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@elonmusk @DOGE God you really are a weird twat aren’t you..?

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@StewRaddow @akafaceUS Because that would be homophobia.

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@MericaIn71485 @akafaceUS And what you basing this on?

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @seanhannity You’re like a fucking bad smell that won’t go away.

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@elonmusk Yeah, he’s really dealing with the big issues isn’t he.?

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@rebeccajkey @Iromg She’s literally got one bracelet on.

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@joneddyreynolds Troy?

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@PicturesFoIder I thought you had to enter the Tri-Wizard Cup in secret.

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@elonmusk Oh shut up you dickhead.

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@NASA @NASA_SLS @NASAKennedy Looks like a massive fag butt.

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@Nigel_Farage https://t.co/CKfwfpXpHC

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@RishiSunak Stop posting spurious claims and get on with your packing. Larry’s looking forward to see you both off.

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@MarkCavendish Well done Mark!! You only went and bloody did it! Merckx who?

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@Bobblebad Yes, but not since 1970. 😆