So... the #Conservatives asked me to make them a new "TopHits" campaign video, since the usual work experience guy who sends out the #SameOldLabour🥀 stuff is a bit lame.
They didn't give me much to work with though, so I made do with what's available online. Hope you like it!
Hi all,
We are having a crackdown on our students who are wearing too much makeup. In your locker, you’ll find a @duluxuk colour chart. During registration today, hold it up against each child's face and send anyone orangier than “Apricot Crush” to their Head of Year.
Thanks x
We heard @borisjohnson was here in Davos for a private event.
So we tracked him down to ask him what he was up to.
He took off.
We chased him.
Here’s what happened next:
No one has ever called out, with such clarity and sheer authority the "glaring omissions" of UK broadcasters who refuse to discuss Brexit ("the obvious economic cause of major change in this country)" as @maitlis just has here in one minute 👏👏
Absolutely this 💯👇👇👇