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my notepad on my phone is full so I needed somewhere else to write my thoughts where no one would see them.

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Thinking I might change my Twitter handle to “the yellow brick road” so maybe some people will follow me

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@_Its__sunny @grok Humans don’t need long canines for gripping and ripping because we have hands and cutlery. Wolves don’t have long canines to eat meat they have them to grip and rip meat.

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@popwavesx 🎶 with my by myself🎶

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@SteveInman When a stoppable force meets an immovable object

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@jaeraladraosz The cops brought a dude that sa’d a child into the ER I worked at. He escaped and they ran after him. A little bit later they came back for his ID to take him to a different ER. When asked why the cop said “ because y’all already saw what he looked like before we caught him”

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@moonpetal76 You’d have to ask my mom

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@adila2g Anal is taboo and harder to get, because of this the enjoyment of anal isnt so much about the feeling of doing anal as it’s about KNOWING that you’re doing anal.

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@lady_valor_07 Grrrr-trude

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@LensVibe I thought this was gonna be Katy Perry/Ruby Rose Reenactment

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@elenacute01 Ai

look at the dude coming form the other side just casually walking right through the cars

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@Ravenismeee “Give me one reason” Tracy Chapman

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@MattWallace888 I hadn’t realized Tony Clifton was still with us

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@ms_amerie_jayne @CosmicDreamer6 Steak is delicious

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@worldsokuho This is why it’s called being muscle BOUND

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@ClownWorld Dogs don’t accidentally eat anything. Owners accidentally leave things out.

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@honeymoon250

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@LibOrNormal

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@HustleBitch_ The steam doesn’t make it soggy, all the butter I spread on it makes it soggy

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@noxoloh_m Taxes

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@stephenRB4 Happier

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@BellaBaddie__ Yes, and even I don’t listen