3-2 Curveball Enjoyer

Very average baseball thrower | Elite takes on the Royals, Chiefs, golf, and music | Legendary beer die player | Jonathan India #1 hater

[3-2 Curveball Enjoyer @baseballburner0]

Top 5 beers, ranked:

5. Beer slushie
4. Someone else’s beer
3. Fresh out the cooler golf beer
2. Shower beer
1. First beer after getting off the bus from a road series

[3-2 Curveball Enjoyer @baseballburner0]

@dannybarrand_ This is the type of player that will get idiot scouts fired up because “tools” ignoring the fact that he can’t hit spin. I don’t understand the obsession with trying to teach guys how to hit, you can either do it or you can’t

[3-2 Curveball Enjoyer @baseballburner0]

@ColeRagansSZN Tolbert has a lot of physical tools and zero baseball IQ

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Cags breakout finally happening. Another correct prediction by me

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Royals need to bring in new trainers & doctors, because this is ridiculous. They won’t put guys on the IL when they’re hurt (Bobby, Garcia, Estevez) and they can’t get anyone that is hurt healthy (Ragans, Bergert, Bubic etc) Can’t win if you can’t keep your best players healthy.

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Quatraro: Cole Ragans likely to undergo elbow surgery, via @jaylonthompson.

[3-2 Curveball Enjoyer @baseballburner0]

@ChadFeldheimer3 0 for 2, call this guy mj melendez

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@RobertStock6 Personally I don’t get how people throw harder in training than in games. Haven’t been within 3 mph of my game velos in a bullpen ever

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Gonna #tapin for old time’s sake

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@SasquatchVinnie Not sure there’s anything else that could happen to make this season worse

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@SasquatchVinnie Would have been more accurate if you compared them to Maurer, Staumont, and Sparkman

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@TJStats Not sure how kendry chourio isn’t on here

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@YourFriendKyle_ Clearly you have not seen the royals play. We are #1 and it’s not even close

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@RonSundayRed Wow that’s electric

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@DeckTheCards I mean none of this is particularly unusual stuff, the water bags are fairly new but pretty much any college has them, and the football throwing im pretty sure was made popular by Nolan Ryan

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@VandyonTigers @MarcAPerna Then explain why velos have kept going up every year since they started the current tracking system if pitchers aren’t getting better

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@royalsminors @Tenpenny88 Seems like every time we tried to “save our bonus money” we ended up with dogshit. Why can’t we just take the best player in round 1 and then figure it out from there

[3-2 Curveball Enjoyer @baseballburner0]

Another correct take by 3-2 curveball enjoyer

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MLB prospect rankings are so terrible because how on earth is this guy not a top 5 prospect in the game

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@yElff_ This is one of the worst takes I’ve ever seen on this app which is saying something

[3-2 Curveball Enjoyer @baseballburner0]

Is team usa actually like that?

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Thanks @Royals for making my decision to watch the World Cup tonight #fountainsdown

[3-2 Curveball Enjoyer @baseballburner0]

@DoctorMisterSir No reason to not have the speed limit on that stretch of road be below 120. You could fall asleep after getting through Topeka and wake up just fine in hays