☭ Based Cole ☭

Feel like ballin', feel like Stalin. #BASED #POSITIVE #TYBG IG: capgun_cowboy

[☭ Based Cole ☭ @Based_Cole]

When I die, just throw me in the trash.

[☭ Based Cole ☭ @Based_Cole]

Made my dynasty team so good, people in the league want to end it and redraft. Smh.

[Caitlyn’s Pup @kaitlynspup]

The cute girl at the Panda Express drive thru window slipped me a free egg roll. Not today, Ms. Chinese Honey Pot. Not. Today.

[corb @awshuqs]

[doctor]: are you sexually active?

[me]: i dabble

[ೀ ׅ @prncesitamegumi]

ya se siente el espíritu navideño

[redrum @griffisu]

you can feed white people cole slaw straight out of your hand like a wild horse

[kawaii chud @kawaii_chud3]

Your body is a temple feed it substances

[Joe Pontillo @JoePontillo]

Things to say when someone sneezes:
- I don't respect you.
- God can't help you.
- Take that shit outside.
- This is why you're alone.
- Now I need a shot.
- This used to be a nice neighborhood.

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

the brits really popped off with innit. I love to say it it’s so fun. unfortunately england must still pay for its crimes

[full metal dingus @fullmetalferret]

“You couldn’t waterboard this information outta me” I’d tell a girl anything if I thought she would laugh at me and make fun of me for it

[selfpaglu. @maramarvellous_]

yeah sex is cool but have u ever sat in total darkness alone wondering why you’re not good enough

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

Say what you will about social media, but where else could I broadcast my deepest embarrassments and insecurities to dozens of the hottest people I've ever seen?

[Arc 🦃 @arcgustine]

Honestly if they sent a honeypot after me she’d probably fall in love with me and betray China

[selfpaglu. @maramarvellous_]

smoking cigarettes is healthier than killing yourself

[أسنان @teethforsale]

Would you enjoy spending time with a neurotic individual who is difficult to get along with

[Bonnie @BunnyMeadowSys]

"Your girlfriend has you on a leash"

Yeah and I bark for treats too

[local producer @trappalachian2]

There are store concepts you can’t even imagine opening in gentrified neighborhoods in louisville

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

Ah, Monday. Fetch me my bathing toaster

[user @user84829272]

Don’t hire me as a babysitter unless your kids know how to administer narcan 🤚