basic_oil_bro_🛢️

we’re going to conquer our political opposition and frac the shit out of weld county

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

Feel good story of the decade 🥰🥰

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Greenpeace ordered to pay more than $660 million to fossil fuel company over pipeline protests. https://t.co/fo1RAEaSUT

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@kevinnbass I had an honors college professor say she was against oil and gas, regardless of global warming, because drilling destroyed fossils. Obviously the term “fossil fuels” threw her for a loop

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@shimmerjade I had a professor (soft sciences, honors college) who said it didn’t matter to her if oil was driving global warming or not because either way it was ruining fossils. Taking away science about earth’s history. I think her confusion stemmed from the term “fossil fuels”

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@bwnc_001 @Oilfield_Rando It will not keep anyone from carjacking you

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@_Lizrrrd_ Some of my professors were the most defective adults I’ve ever met

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@pissvortex The most defective adults I’ve ever met were some of my college professors

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@PeteButtigieg Bitch you spent $80 billion building eight (8) electric charging stations while inflation was over 8% and called it a good investment. Then you blew more money fighting “racist highways”

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@marceelias Anything from 2016 that your group in your firm worked on that had nothing to do with voting rights ?

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@thsottiaux If it was unthrottled and not woke-lobotomized like the original gpt 4 that’d be sweet !

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@RubenGallego Go try to bang some staffers lmao

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@calvinfroedge Bro I’ve been rooting for you the whole time I can never tell if you’re alright or not.

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@BryanInNC Benghazi, fast and furious, fucked the healthcare system with Obamacare (4x rise in premiums that were supposed to fall), fucked regional banks with Dodd frank, fucked homebuying by putting Fannie and Freddie into receivership, 100x’d his personal net worth

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@BryanInNC Except when he drone struck an American citizen, bombed a wedding in Yemen, destabalized Syria, used the irs to target his political opposition, coordinated with uk intelligence to use the Steele dossier to attempt a coup on trumps first term, other than that pretty calm

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@AppWoodHome My solar reality is golfing in the afternoon

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@AppWoodHome This November on dst I want you to drink some beers with the boys and golf in the afternoon on a brisk day and then get back to me

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@RogerSeheult @basso_tom Good luck in your fight against “big barbecue” lmao…. We’ll be doing all of those fun things on a brisk November afternoon this year eat dick

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@RogerSeheult Bro give it a rest and enjoy a brisk November afternoon playin golf with the boys

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@AppWoodHome I’d recommend playing basketball or throwing the baseball with your kids in the afternoon after work then

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@puckrin You must have been in operations or some shit at GS you’ve never heard of high end private data feeds?

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@MikeNellis Kamala just sucked too bad to even try, obviously

[basic_oil_bro_🛢️ @basicoilbro]

@GavinNewsom Bro he’s going to tie your political party to the CCP which gives him the authority to go ham on you with the communist control act