Basically Godzilla

Just a simple country lawyer from Washington, DC.

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@BurnsPA1 @finedr1965 That’s the only place I was asked for it and of course I didn’t have it at the time. They let me take my phone anyway

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@Feebux wait what?

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@VladiHerrera @ONEChampionship You really should be sorry for that question

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@NickAdamsinUSA I think this finally resolves the question of whether this is a satire account

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@petrichor_lull How can I get into this?

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@dawginhim Been there

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@bankerchiq @roshanpateI Um, do you think there are just 80 hours in a week? There are actually several more hours than that, giving this person some time to sleep, etc. and not work. That is part time. Get a math book

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@RonnyJacksonTX I guess he likes gas stoves

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@helloaaronjay @KimChi_Chic Me too. This is not a matter of opinion. These headaches are almost unbelievably painful.

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@SIfill_ Charging children “as adults” makes the term meaningless. The law treats children differently for good reason. The fact that a crime seems particularly heinous to adults is all the more reason to recognize a child’s diminished capacity. Let’s charge children “as children.”

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@ASFleischman This is why I went to law school

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@donwinslow Why did you make me watch that

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I asked this guy on my flight to trade seats so I could sit next to my pet shark. He said he prefers a middle seat! Now I’m watching Sharky swallow him whole lol

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@nomoreevictions I know right? Winning is fun

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@atdanwhite I have need for a genital designer. DM me

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@reconfigurthing Where can I read more on this?

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@CihadTurhan @PauGrabuleda @saastrash Not copyright, but there is a related right called right of publicity that many states recognize, including California

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@hellodarnell @Delta if your remedy for intentional racial discrimination is less than free flights for life, I’m done with you

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@bendreyfuss I agree in general. But Elon called him a pedo to rile up the culture warriors. And this to the guy who stood up for him after the takeover. That, to me, is beyond the pale

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@ChadNotChud Having enough money not to worry about food and shelter brings happiness. After that it’s rapidly diminishing returns