El Bastian

[El Bastian @bass5536]

When you text your dad, “u up” 🤞🏼

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[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

NFL GMs when a running back turns 25

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Old Main makes an appearance at 0:08 #weare

[Scripps News @scrippsnews]

After the Supreme Court struck down Biden’s student #loan forgiveness program last month, the federal government announced Friday that they will be forgiving more than $39 billion in student loan #debt.

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@timeimmemorial_ @billdifilippo

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

The Pentagon: We don’t know where $6.2 billion went.

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@PGHNoContext @LikeSmuth

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@nojumper

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@scrippsnews Glyphosate (RoundUp) usage probably plays a role

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@TexasHumor Danvyll

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@UberFacts @jeffyross Tartans

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@kiiLkenny When you want to buy in a high interest rate market, see if the seller will “buy down the interest rate” or something like that, that way you get a lower interest payment for a couple years, then ideally refinance with a lower overall rate

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@jeffyross @StoolBackstage

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@smontgomery24 @TheHerd @ColinCowherd People forget about the bounty program

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

House Republicans Frantically Binge Old 'Schoolhouse Rock' Episodes To Figure Out What They're Supposed To Be Doing https://t.co/JOkl7smizY

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@UberFacts Because the lactase enzyme is destroyed during the pasteurization process

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@kiiLkenny You had a throw similar to this during a Manayunk softball game once, except it was from 3rd to 1st ⛽️

[cartoon songs that go hard @cartoonsonghard]

Ripped Pants - SpongeBob SquarePants

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@ActionNetworkHQ The drill got drilled

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary