natty

woke 3.0

[natty @batty_bk]

calling a house meeting to discuss issues w roommates:
-boring
-unoriginal
-creates tension

telling ur roommates that they have a performance review coming up:
-mysterious
-intriguing
-catches them off guard

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

how is this an unpopular opinion when it is just a fact. yeah. that's why you try to get a corporate salary job. it is one of the perks

[fiascá spice @TilllyNeonn]

Hey guys not to be too Mom on main but this is a problem.

[emily north @north0fnorth]

looking at old yellow pages covers as design reference for something and i’m growing increasingly convinced graphic design peaked sometime in the late 70s/early 80s

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[David @OxytocinDAVID]

FINNEAS COOKED HIM LMAOOO

[Icee Q. Bagsworth @gofastmotorcycl]

Meep meep ass locale

[adiba @780613]

ooh look at me im a new yorker while every other major city is suffering we broke the curse donald trump cast upon us in game 3 sheerly through the power of mamdani and friendship man fuck you

[awrealya, m.a. @BlkMissFrizzle]

I’m so weak at Mamdani being like “well I control the remote controls” lmao

[Ryan Glasspiegel @sportsrapport]

What dreams are made of

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

The vibes in New York rn

[urbanist slop hq @SlopHq]

in most of america you experience a title run through a television in a living room you drove to. in new york the game was projected on the sides of buildings and strangers hugged on the sidewalk at midnight. density is just the precondition for collective joy

[Chris E. Crowley @chrisecrowley]

very French of Wemby to not be able to keep up with the New York work ethic

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

This is all because he got booed last night. What an absolute chode.

[amandaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa @outmycoma]

This being when they overturned Roe v Wade.....the #real woker in these finals fuck that monk

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

Living vicariously through this random German soccer fan who decided to spend the week leading up to the World Cup roaming around Georgia and documenting everything

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

He's so adorable 😭😭😭

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

They’re not only shutting down the area around Madison Square Garden. They’re basically shutting down a 10 block radius around the stadium. Do you know how many things are within that radius of the stadium? How many bars, activities, restaurants stores? Crazy work for a pedo.

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

the pigeon doesn’t understand your disdain for it; it coos for you anyway. the tree does not know you own an axe for it; its leaves sway in the sun anyway. the starving cat eats the poison you put out. it doesn’t know how not to trust. the earth forgives you, in spite of yourself

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Most modern billionaires are just so tacky. Go endow a library. Fund research and get your name on a cancer center. Sponsor an eccentric polymath who’s obsessed with marble. Build a museum. Fund public parks. Back climate research. Create something that outlives your ego.

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

Ah! Well, nevertheless