Coll the Doll

“I’ll suck their money right out of their bank accounts and their souls right out of their bodies.” -Madison Ray

[Coll the Doll @colllipop]

@ChipotleTweets I did yesterday and included my order number! No response. Disappointing.

[Coll the Doll @colllipop]

Went to @ChipotleTweets yesterday (I go about once a week) & during the lunch rush they put sour cream on my pick up bowl. I don’t eat SC & had to toss it out. Thought the app would handle it. Got a free drink and closed chat? Really disappointing.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Stop. Staging. Fake. Assassination. Attempts.

[Coll the Doll @colllipop]

@capt_madison guess you have to come back

[MLB @MLB]

The Phillies are changing the game with their new "Schwarbomb Sundae" 🤯

It's a mini helmet filled with soft-serve ice cream and topped with a funnel-cake-fried strawberry Uncrustable, fresh strawberry sauce and fruity cereal pieces 🤤

[Andrew Justin @COSportsNut]

People out here worried about how American athletes represent America but not worried about how the President represents America

Make it make sense

[Bill Clinton @BillClinton]

I will not sit idly as they use me as a prop in a closed-door kangaroo court by a Republican Party running scared. If they want answers, let’s stop the games & do this the right way: in a public hearing, where the American people can see for themselves what this is really about.

[Coll the Doll @colllipop]

@kathleenmadigan THEY ARE LOOKING FOR MALAYSIAN FLIGHT 370!!! I think of you every time! I am row 2 at ur April PA parks casino show. It’s my second time seeing you live and you used to follow me because of a lip dub I did of your aunt Kat skit in 2020! Can I please meet you!!!?

[Coll the Doll @colllipop]

@JeffVisitsEarth @dhwanisaraiya_ Shhhh let’s switch platforms everyone elons in the room🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Coll the Doll @colllipop]

By coincidence I got engaged 4 years later to a man who is very good friends with your own, Greg Lynn!!! I can recite all your bits, and my dream is to meet you.

[Coll the Doll @colllipop]

@kathleenmadigan Kathleen! You saw this lip dub I did four years ago and followed me on Twitter during Covid times! We are now no longer connected, but me and my fiancé have 2nd row tickets to see you at Parks Casino in Bethlehem in April

[Coll the Doll @colllipop]

@deeeezil @EmilyRoseGreene @SenMcCormickPA @SenateGOP @SenFettermanPA This!!

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

Remember the good old days, when we all knew that Nazis, slaveowners, and sexual predators were the bad guys?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤬

[MM  @adgirlMM]

The "I voted for this" crowd is suddenly very quiet.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨BUSTED: The Pentagon just tried to gaslight America with a fake crowd photo from Trump’s military parade.

LEFT: What the Department of Defense posted

RIGHT: What the parade actually looked like

They’re not even hiding the propaganda anymore. Just like any authoritarian regime, the truth is an inconvenience to be cropped out.

[Coll the Doll @colllipop]

This can’t be real right? She’s got a Doctorate of Education you bumbling fuckface.

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

What I want to know is how did Dr. Jill Biden miss stage five metastatic cancer or is this yet another coverup???

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

THIS IS INCREDIBLE: In a brilliant moment, Rep. Jasmine Crockett unveils a game called "Trump or trans," and the witness has to identify who is responsible for a number of horrible acts, Trump or a trans person.

Spoiler alert: It's always Trump.

[B @ParmaJawnCheese]

There’s a guy on TikTok talking about 100 British vs 100 Americans and who would win. Give me 10 other Philadelphians leaving the linc and we would win no question.

[Francisco Ribeiro @fraveris]

Howard Behrens

[WeThePeople🇺🇸🇺🇸 @PrincessBravato]

I can't stop laughing. Harvard sent back the Linda Letter marked for spelling & punctuation. I can't stop..... laughing.
Morons, literal stupid people run the government.
Very low IQ cabinet.