ANTONIO WALLACE

BATTER FOR @CHSSTFans. HE/HIM. A REAL HUMAN SKELETON. SEXIEST SKELETON OF THE YEAR (AND CENTURY).

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

LATEST EDITION OF BONÉ FEATURING YOURS TRULY, OUT NOW #HUMBLE #SEXIESTSKELETON @KravitzVito

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

@euxeness EVEN IF YOUR EFFIGIES TO BLASEBALL’S GREATNESS LOOKED LIKE THE SCRIBBLING OF A TODDLER, IT WOULD STILL BE OOH’D AND AHH’D OVER.
(ooc: seriously though any and all blaseball fanart is brilliant, doooooo iiiiiit)

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

@blaseballalex MY LAWYER WILL SERVE YOU BY FIRING THE PAPERS OUT OF A T-SHIRT CANNON IF NECESSARY.

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

MY WALKOUT MUSIC IS NOT, I REPEAT, IS *NOT*, SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS. IT WILL NOT *BE* SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS. ANYONE IMPLYING OTHERWISE WILL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYER.

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

@GuntherOBrian *THREE*?! SEEMS HE’S CHARGING INTEREST. AH WELL. GLAD YOU MADE IT.

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

SOON, MY LOVELIES. SOON.

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

VITTY, I AM TWELVE FEET TALL. OF COURSE I TOWER OVER EVERYONE. THAT’S HOW HEIGHT WORKS. DIDN’T YOU LEARN ANYTHING BEFORE YOU FLUNKED OUT OF CLOWN SCHOOL?

[Vito 'Wyatt Mason' Kravitz @KravitzVito]

@MatheoCarpenter Youre probably thinking of @battyskeleton. He's the one with the need to look down on everyone.

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

@GuntherOBrian GOOD, GOOD. HE SHOULD BE EASY TO SPOT, JUST LOOK FOR THE PUMPKIN UNDER HIS ARM. HE'LL BE THERE SHORTLY.

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

@GuntherOBrian I HAVE A FRIEND WHO CAN PICK YOU UP. YOU'RE NOT SCARED OF HORSES, ARE YOU? OR TERRIBLY ATTACHED TO YOUR HEAD?

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

@KravitzVito WELL VITTY, AT LEAST YOU SIGNED IT, THOUGH IT WAS ALMOST ILLEGIBLE THROUGH ALL YOUR TEARSTAINS. NOT THAT YOU'VE EVER HAD AN EASY TIME HOLDING A PEN IN THOSE TEENY TINY BABY HANDS OF YOURS.

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

@KravitzVito EVER HEARD OF AN NDA, ITTY BITTY VITY? BECAUSE I SEEM TO RECALL YOU SIGNING ONE. WOULDN’T SURPRISE ME TO LEARN YOU DIDN’T READ IT...

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

AS BLASEBALL'S MOST GENEROUS AND CHARITABLE PLAYER, IT'S MY HONOR TO REMIND YOU THAT #BLASEBALLCARES, AND BLASEBALL'S BEST TEAM HAS CHOSEN @CAMPHAPPYDAYS. AND IF YOU'RE FEELING EXTRA GENEROUS, THE LESSER TEAMS HAVE CHOSEN OTHER DESERVING CHARITIES.
https://t.co/PrU0YRLX18

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

@OwenPicklestein I KEEP MY LAWYER ON SPEED-DIAL, OWEN, AND I'M NOT FOND OF LIBELOUS STATEMENTS.

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

@RaiWCole ATNONIO WINNER

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

ATNONIO WINNER

[Owen 'Fistful of Pickles' Picklestein @OwenPicklestein]

@battyskeleton @KravitzVito Maybe she's born with it, Maybeshelostherskin

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

I WOULD LIKE TO DISPEL ANY AND ALL RUMORS THAT I AM MADE OF "PLASTIC" OR "RUBBER". I AM A REAL, TWELVE-FOOT TALL HUMAN SKELETON.

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

@KravitzVito WORK ON YOUR SEO (SKELETON ENGINE OPTIMIZATION) BEFORE YOU END UP BACK IN THAT PAUPER'S GRAVE OF YOURS.

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

@KravitzVito TAKE THE L, SHORTY

[ANTONIO WALLACE @battyskeleton]

I WAS INVITED, I WAS JUST BUSY ACCEPTING THE 'SEXIEST SKELETON OF THE YEAR' AWARD FROM BONÉ MAGAZINE. SOME OF US HAVE FULL DANCE CARDS.

[Vito 'Wyatt Mason' Kravitz @KravitzVito]

And certainly the only real one. No offense @battyskeleton.