John McCallum Swain

John McCallum Swain has lived in four different countries and his writing has spanned decades and genres, from graphic horror to alternate history.

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@deancain I do not like this take on supergirl, but let’s be fair - a major plot point is that she visits worlds with red suns.

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@amazon 99% of the time I sing your praises and love everything you do, but you shipped 2 cases of ginger ale in a plastic envelope and the cans burst open and soaked the cardboard cases, and then the cases burst open and I’m left with a total mess on my hands.

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CA DMV shitshow 2 of 2
I then call @DMVWeb customer service and an AI voice walks me through endless selections before I finally get to choose an appt time, and I’m told they cannot accommodate my request at this time. How the hell do I set an appointment?
#CaliforniaDMVshitshow

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CA DMV shitshow 1 of 2
I just lost an hour of my day dealing with the impossible shitshow that is @DMVWeb. I go online to schedule an appointment at my local California DMV location, and when I click on any day of the week, there are no options to set an appointment.

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@KCBSRadio either it’s just the radios in my house or you guys have been off the air since the Carolyn Levitt interview ended.

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Am I the only one waiting for Denmark to threaten to take the self-governed territory of Puerto Rico away from the United States?
#Greenland #CHECKMATE

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@IngrahamAngle It’s Trump’s tariffs that hurt the farmers in the first place. Just stop the tariffs. Then you don’t have to engage in a financial dick dance to cover up your dumb moves.

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@tedcruz Says the spineless worm who didn’t defend his wife when Trump insulted her.

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A question for @Amazon, how the hell are your drivers able to pass driver’s tests and drive legally when they can’t read this sign? For fuck sake, tell your drivers to get their shit in gear. If it was raining and this was a box, my order would be ruined.
#amazondeliveryfail

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@femalebodybuil6 I think this young woman is loathsome. She says she is a Christian, yet every day she lies and those lies are impacting the lives of her fellow Americans.

Having said that, she’s a young woman at the beach with her baby, and there’s nothing wrong with the way she’s dressed.

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@bennyjohnson Have you watched Fox News any time in the last decade, you misery-profiteering buffoon?

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@walmart @ontrac
I am at home, car in driveway, and your halfwit driver positioned a heavy package between my door and the banister of my stairs so I could not open my door wide enough to get to the package. What kind of fucking idiot does that?
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Every single goddamned morning. @SFBART #BART #seventiestechnology

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@IngrahamAngle I’m assuming you sleep in a huge pile of money each night in a desperate attempt to ease your conscience over a lifetime of being a lying muckraking dishonorable excuse for a human being?

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@BlindsDotCom

Re: Order 13567879
At least 50% of the blinds I ordered in May 2024 have now failed. All show wear in the thin cotton cords and when they break the blinds are almost useless. Each day I lower them in the morning and raise them at night, normal usage. See photo.

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@elonmusk Where is the science to back this up, you blathering, alarmist fool?

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@AncientsHH
I’m sure this has been mentioned before, but would you consider interviewing Robert Harris about Cicero? His trilogy of books on Cicero is not without bias, but it’s an incredibly entertaining read.

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Apparently #RFKJr ran amok like Kevin McCarthy in Invasion of the Body Snatchers screaming that everybody had to stay indoors tonight to stay safe, until someone told him it was BLOOD Worm Moon and not BRAIN Worm Moon.

https://t.co/nUzM1rV33k

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@yeehaw_cowboyX @tewfus @Timodc Is ‘Cowboy’ your actual name? Like Madonna? Or are you just another buffoon hiding behind a fake identity?

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@ZelenskyyUa @TheAuthorGuy @POTUS You’re a better man than Trump, sir. I hope you and your people hold firm and stay strong until things change in this country and we can help you again.