Mark Tew

Husband, father of twin boys, mediocre musician, Super Metroid Speedrunner (more like speed-walker), hockey fan. I work for Asurion but my opinions are my own.

[Ed Placencia /// BrewDailys @edplacencia]

Congrats to the 2026 Inductees to the Indiana Boxing Hall of Fame! Proud of you, Dad!

[Mark Tew @tewfus]

@ArthurBignell @DallasStars @ModeloUSA That is a very small segment of our fan base. The rest of us don’t want to be associated with them, but just like fans of every other sports team in the US, we have to deal with them.

[Mark Tew @tewfus]

@CapnOA @Lideyuuh This 👆
I was an early adopter of TSA precheck and this was my exact logic.

[Mark Tew @tewfus]

@wfaaweather Do you happen to know the average highs for those days? Or how close that is to record highs? I realize I’m using you as google but it’s been a long day.

[Mark Tew @tewfus]

@mttgcast I feel so old. When I first heard the question on the podcast I assumed drip was referring to coffee, and couldn’t comprehend why that would be a question. Like, we have a coffee guy on the podcast and why are we talking about drip instead of pour over?

[Mark Tew @tewfus]

@wfaaweather And replying to a 10 year old tweet about tornadoes the day after Christmas (side note, that was a crazy weather day)

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@thejohnpaulhyde @Timodc Well played

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@edplacencia @Twitch @TwitchSupport

[Mark Tew @tewfus]

@mttgcast I don’t use it as much as my peers, but I’m starting to use it more. I don’t use it for anything creative, because that feels icky to me. I use the primarily as an advanced version of google. I use it with excel, where I know a formula exists but don’t know the terms or syntax.

[Mark Tew @tewfus]

@ShinyZeni After all the runs I think I’d be more concerned if you didn’t need a pain reliever to offset the bad phatoon patterns, scam drops, and other random nonsense that Deer Force throws at you

[Mark Tew @tewfus]

@LibCajunFishtit @Timodc I was thinking the same thing

[Mark Tew @tewfus]

@Lideyuuh “Hey but egg prices have come down” - people in my neighborhood
“Yeah and everything else has gone up so that’s a net negative” - me
And that’s when they change the subject

[Mark Tew @tewfus]

@rogergrossman1 I’d like to think that I’d offer to help them find an attorney, and go with them to turn themselves in. If they refused, then I’d cry my eyes out for some amount of time and then make the worst phone call of my life to the authorities.
Again that’s what I’d like to think I’d do.

[Mark Tew @tewfus]

@mttgcast @edplacencia @sarah_placencia @Borderlands Additionally, I think a new feature of the show should be Sarah’s PSA of the week where she can drop short lines like “always remember to turn off your console”!

[Mark Tew @tewfus]

@mttgcast @edplacencia @sarah_placencia @Borderlands I’ve really been enjoying the mini episodes. Thank you for the free DLC 😁

[Mark Tew @tewfus]

@edplacencia @mttgcast Wait hold up… (checks memory… realizes he can’t remember what he had for breakfast let alone when Ed and Chris joined the pod)
Yup… checks out 🤞

[Mark Tew @tewfus]

How to describe the size of the mosquito that I just saw in my house without using hyperbole…
Did you ever see the dragons on Gsme of Thrones?!?!?

[Mark Tew @tewfus]

I’d much rather watch a Stanley Cup finals series with Dallas and Carolina but that just does not appear to be what’s gonna happen.

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@DallasStars @bswhealth #ShootingStar Johnston!

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Tips hat to the Colorado Avalanche, they really are a solid, well coached team.