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jokes? in this economy?

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@tira_tira_tira Yeah, I noticed the big difference after updating is it won’t fully boot up. Makes a good paperweight though🤖

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@RepTedYoho https://t.co/CCYWDLEiPR

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@RepTedYoho @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/CCYWDLEiPR

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@RepTedYoho @NASA https://t.co/CCYWDLEiPR

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@RepTedYoho @UFSidMartinBio @UF https://t.co/CCYWDLEiPR

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@tatchity @j_a_tucker I threw my hat in the ring. I hope everyone is having a great Friday!

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I’ve turned into an air-horn 🗣🗣🗣

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@SenTaylor Thanks for saying so

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They’re called Charm Bracelets b/c you’d have to work that hard to convince me to wear tchotchkes. 👋😒

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@HaleyJoelOsment For two years we’ve celebrated a different director and would love to have you around for our M Night Shyamalan Show if you’d like to participate/get free brunch 🥂 @DiWRECKTed will be @BabysAllRight on Sunday, Feb 25th @2:30 pm

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I bought a money tree so I guess I just wait. #401mkaaaay

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@thecatvids "but don't"
"don't"
"don't"
"but doooon't."

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Trying to keep it together on this Uber ride because my driver is losing his mind and we don’t both get to be crazy. 🙏

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the "red flags" my married friends point out to my single friends are laughable. be real. we're trying to make lemonade over here.

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Siri autocorrected “respect” into “resist”, and I’ve never felt closer to #technology

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Hell is other people’s phones

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Look, I’m not saying it’s *impossible* but how can all three girls on this train insist they are “on point”?

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I’ve been accused of being a very literal person. WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

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there are a minimum of 3 job interviews happening in any coffee shop at any given moment.