You have one-way flight to Missouri. You cannot decline this offer.
On arrival, you MUST work the $45k/yr job that has been prepared for you for 40 years.
You can ONLY stay in one region. If you leave, your only life-option will be to become a longhaul trucker.
This challenge lasts 40 years, after which you may select an area of the Panhandle of Florida in a similar challenge, or stay in your selected region of Missouri.
Which region do you choose?
The reporting on Talarico’s girlfriend including that she goes dancing at a gay bar and people trying to make a big deal out of it is really funny if you know the bar in question is Cheer Up Charlie’s.
@Badhombre@JustinBGalloway@RichardGrenell Cheer Ups is not a “gay bar” in the way many folks think of the term. Lots of straight and gay folks frequent it. Maybe the best live sound in Austin during SXSW too.
@ClueHeywood@ZacharyDonnini@Garrett_Archer One of the stranger parts of moving to Texas was him sticking around so long. Like…couldn’t the GOP find a guy with the same politics and no baggage?