Howie D. Ewing

terminological inexactitude

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“The biggest mistake people make is never making mistakes.”

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@FreeTreeUnivrs 🦆🍺

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@lalovestrump $50 a pound for flour???

[soliraw🇧🇷 @belindomita]

*Mi alarma sonando durante 10
minutos*
Yo en mis sueños:

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@lalovestrump Oh, missed that haha

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@Airavibes_ zero

[ai am a jedi @aiamajedi]

Bass Windu is back!

"May the Foce Be With Somebody Else"

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@lalovestrump I can make a pretty bangin Japanese rice in a pot

Rinse clean, soak 20, 2cups water per 1.5 cups rice

Bring to boil simmer 15 minutes, turn off 10 minutes no peeking

Ziplock portions freezer and nuke later

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@CryogonalNgs this can’t be real , but then again it probably is

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@lalovestrump those street taco vendors that you love

[aka @akafaceUS]

The travel test

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@lalovestrump Wurstkuche used to be the best, because it used to be twice fried in duck fat, but I don’t think they do any more

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@_WydAria Kombucha

[Tina ♡ 💫 @Tina22_2]

@elonmusk @raelbrav

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@TheEconomist @elonmusk @zannymb “You will own nothing and be happy”

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@SalesClips scumbag

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@ValaAfshar how many times do you plan to post this same tweet

[Ali G @OfficialAli_G]

Dey haz finally made a documentary about me. And it ain’t like dat crap one about da penguins, dis one haz got at least twice as much animal sex. Ali G: Who Iz I? Cominatcha on 10.23 wotever dat means.

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@UncleDhee Jaguar

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.