Brandon Bork

give me your dirtiest tequila, please

[Brandon Bork @bborkchop]

@ryantellsjokes For real

[Brandon Bork @bborkchop]

@kaaatielopez @Chisiddy This ones a keeper

[Brandon Bork @bborkchop]

@ryantellsjokes The future is now old man

[Brandon Bork @bborkchop]

Fuck ya $4 babeee I’ll holla at ya if you give me a lil more

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

What a catch on 4th down 😳

[Brandon Bork @bborkchop]

@thebaldbae Omfg haha

[Brandon Bork @bborkchop]

@CHRISMAKEY @Chisiddy RT!!!!!!!!!

[Brandon Bork @bborkchop]

I’m boycotting Culver’s again

[Brandon Bork @bborkchop]

@aroensch32 The real losers are your future children
#nolegacy

[Brandon Bork @bborkchop]

"Dwyane Wade looks like the white Hugh Heffner" - @Jenniromack

[Curt Beefins @ClayJancy]

My spirit animal is the handicapped sign right out front of my second favorite liquor store. I refuse to elaborate

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Official ranking of the top five Jeffs of 2017:
1. Jeff
2. Jeff
3. Jeff
4. Jeff
5. Jeff

[Brandon Bork @bborkchop]

@aroensch32 @barstoolsports I fucking saw that and i immediately knew i was an asshole

[Mantis Toboggan @DaddyLumpkinz]

@TylerBitchin If you need a cod piece, I know a guy

[Brandon Bork @bborkchop]

@Chisiddy These are not the directions to the reception???

[Brandon Bork @bborkchop]

@CHRISMAKEY Fuck that, this was me in college

[Brandon Bork @bborkchop]

@Chisiddy @8_Semesters Thanks, @Chisiddy for cutting me out of the reply

[Dre. @Blueraydre]

No need to ever have the "flag" discussion ever again. Just show this video to whoever doesn't get it