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scorpio | swiftie | 𖡡 lunar valleys in my mind

[swiftie wins @swifferwins]

this is my roman empire. this is my white smoke. this is my royal wedding.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

1 billion on great divide you guys are very disturbed

[Sarah 🤍🐞💍 MN edition 🇺🇸 @srahskionahill]

Me when I listen to Noah Kahan album

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

2 weeks till ur sad i do not care about the weather you will be sad this summer

[mikal bridges' jorts @waystarroyhoe]

“why are we gendering the moon?” i mean why would the moon be a man lmao

[𝕽𝖆𝖈𝖍 ♡ (rachleahx) @xrachaelxoxo]

Rest now, Olaf, we have the watch, and we’ll see you in Valhalla

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

i'm slouching in my chair and watching videos on my phone with the brightness all the way up. i'm dehydrated, my skin is dry and i'm abusing advil. my fit is trash too

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

And for the lady, a 23-hour day of recognition?

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

My 4th album, The Great Divide, will be yours on April 24th, 2026. Pre-order and pre-save at the link below. First single out this Friday.

https://t.co/qrQPcZzihZ

[👩‍💻 @verynormalfish]

My problem is I always want a sparkling lavender lemonade or some bullshit

[James @takeopaul]

im replacing ai, what yall wanna know

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Finally, my new single “The Great Divide” comes out on January 30th.

https://t.co/qrQPcZzihZ

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Aaaaand the glock is in my rari isn’t it

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

the american in me needs TLC cameras inside that jail

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

turns out unc is short for unconstitutional

[cooper @marnieapologist]

hey so it actually only has to make sense to me for me to do it and i don’t feel like explaining it to anyone else

[T @walterwhitepill]

This time of year we're reminded that the Grinch's WSS WHOVILLE hat implies the existence of a Who Navy, and by extension Who wars, maybe even Who genocide