Bailey

What do you put in your bio after you graduate college

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

this gonna do *numbers* on facebook

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

When I think about the SEC I think about a grandma sitting by herself in the lobby of a hotel reading Better Home and Gardens magazine wearing a giant "Beat The Hogs" pin. #wardamn

[phage @clubmoss_]

$22 sandwich should be illegal. If I was president all sandwiches would be hard-capped at $9

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

I say give them both a Roku remote and the first one to start a movie gets to be president

[Bailey @bc_lancaster]

@katieebianco @SouthAlabamaFB @KaneWommack So excited for you!! They are lucky to have you!

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[meep @mummabryan]

I’m begging y’all to remember that you’re naming people, not just babies. A 17 year old will have that name, a 28 year old will have that name, a 43 year old will have that name, a 77 year old grandparent will have that name. Maybe we should rethink choosing McKeinsleigh Graycynn

[gyattsune miku @z0seph_]

this is me on BeReal

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

she's a 10 but she gets overstimulated at the supermarket

[Bailey @bc_lancaster]

Your rights end where someone else’s begin

@ my upstairs neighbor

[↞𝙱𝚕𝚔𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚢↠ @BlkSoulBeauty]

My husband will stand in the middle of the living room, watching my show that he says, “is dumb” for 30 minutes. Then hits me with, “What’s going on? She’s dating this guy now?”.

[Charlotte E. Rosen @CharlotteERosen]

being an adult is just an endless loop of wiping down the counter

[Bailey @bc_lancaster]

The absolute disrespect of knowing someone and then they go and name their dog the same name as you

[Bailey @bc_lancaster]

I think my favorite thing I’ve seen so far is bama fans reposting the Rodeo/Final Four video of people running to Toomer’s (2.5 years ago) thinking that it’s from iron bowl

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

whatever is on my credit card statement is between Chase bank and God. i don’t need to see all that.

[Bailey @bc_lancaster]

If you think decorating for Christmas before thanksgiving is wrong you’re immature

[Graham Carr @grahamcarr2]

Power to y’all Auburn and Braves fans. Y’all have hearts of steel.

[boosky @sheabooskyy]

mood