Brendan

Looking for laughs

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@UnderArmour stop filling my email inbox with your adverts; Ive unsubscribed a thousand times.

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@SecretService #greenzone thanks for the notice yesterday that you’d be shutting down whole neighborhoods today. You gonna deliver food to everyone?

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@theHillisHome, just saw a gold Lexus speeding down independence se the wrong way to turn south on 4. @MayorBowser has no control over this traffic situation and has provided zero guidance to Hill residents. Welcome to the green zone I guess. @SecretService

[Brendan @bcoppie]

If you are WALKING outside in 30 degree weather with a windchill in the low 20s and you can’t be bothered to wear a mask, I’m going to assume you’re a MAGA insurgent and ask you to leave the city. @theHillisHome

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@DCDPW is parking being enforced these days?

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@PreetBharara Are you not entertained?

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@311DCgov Would have been in the 200 hundred block.

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@311DCgov there’s been a black Volvo driving around Capitol Hill for a few weeks without any license plates. Pretty sure that’s illegal. It’s currently parked on the east side of 5Th street SE between Seward sq and indy.

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@TheEconomist @1843mag @johnroderick the economist is picking up your Aloha

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@DCDPW your team cut this tree down last year at 408 independence SE. Please send someone to grind the stump.

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@JamaalBowmanNY Geez, I never realize that doctors segregated themselves into black and white teams.

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@KenJennings @omnibusproject Ettore Boiardi is the chef you think did not exist.

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@realDonaldTrump @NatlParkService You also said you’d release your tax returns....

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@thehill Moscow?

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@311DCgov @DDOTDC about a month after repainting the crosswalks @ 4 and Indy se, some unknown “utility” tore ‘em up. Same at 4 and penn se. Do-over please.

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@kidneysollins @councilofdc Obviously, you must be a new follower to the dc counsel...

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@councilofdc #olddcmanholecovers at the north side of the SCOTUS.

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@chefgeoffs Wearing gloves is like reusing a used condom.

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@stinkytcat1 @McCartneyWP Were you in the streets?

[Brendan @bcoppie]

@DavidSchenet @mitchellvii Least we forget tho...