Brett Crockett

Marketing Director @ Harmon Brothers 🦄 Designer, Letterpress Printer (Asbern ADR-1), Skier, and avid user of the serial comma. Presenting facts as opinion.

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Bill Maher asks how the government is “failing the poor so badly” when he pays “60 PERCENT” of his earnings in taxes.

“Last week was tax day… I paid the government probably almost 60% of what I earn. That’s a lot.”

“And I… wouldn’t mind if Bernie Sanders would stop saying the rich don’t pay taxes.”

“The top 10% pay 72% of all federal income taxes. And the bottom half, 3%.”

“The Democratic Socialists talk about socialism like we don’t already have a lot: Social Security, unemployment, Medicare, nutritional assistance, Medicaid, Obamacare, disability, housing subsidies.”

“How can you be soaking the rich and failing the poor so badly? How can it be that the federal government alone took in over 5 trillion in taxes last year, and we still need that?”

“Are we really this incompetent and corrupt?”

[Brett Crockett @bcrockett]

@Geiger_Capital Editorializing on the ballot should be punishable by prison.

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@JohninHermosa @HomesteadMovie @DawnOlivieri Have you seen Animal Farm?

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@libsoftiktok Sucks to get misleading, edited clips. Makes it so we have to go look for full statements. Here’s the first: "Our condolences go out to the family of the individual. We’re also proud of our police officers, whether on-duty or off-duty, who activate themselves to help save lives."

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Don’t come to @BrightonResort today…

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"But MeTa is a PrIvAtE BuSiNeSs, ThIs Is NoT a FrEeDoM of SpEeCh IsSuE!!!"

Well, true—unless the government is pressuring the private business to censor your speech. Which happens all the time, it's not just a COVID issue. What a time to be alive. https://t.co/7YcsO98KwW

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

WE👏 ARE👏AWARE👏THE👏LOGO👏LOOKS👏LIKE👏A👏BEARDED👏DUDE👏IN👏AN👏ORANGE👏HAT👏

—YOU👏DO👏NOT👏NEED👏TO👏KEEP👏POINTING👏THAT👏OUT👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏DAY👏

[Brett Crockett @bcrockett]

@OfficialSPGB For being the "official" socialist party, I'd have expected you to understand socialism a bit better... What you're talking about is called volunteerism (or sharing as you put it elsewhere). And is great. But when government FORCES you to share...Well, that's socialism. Pass.

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Great use for ChatGPT: It's a calculator- so when an article says "60 miles per second" instead of the more logical Miles Per Hour measurement, it can convert so you understand Sun windspeed could be a mind-blowing 216,000 MPH https://t.co/nwR8zZsBJL
#chatgpt #sun #astronomy

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@derekhalpern @Shopify You’ve always been a legend, man! Keep killin it!

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@anothercohen Comments: Tell me you’ve never been on LinkedIn without telling me you’ve never been on LinkedIn. Guess memes don’t always cross platforms…

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@TeamYouTube Sorry for the confusion, no we weren't trying to transfer, just changed a Google account to an alias (podcast@... became an alias for business@...) to reduce the number of mailboxes in our account. We were able to get the email account back but YT channel is still gone.

[Brett Crockett @bcrockett]

@TeamYouTube Thank you for the reply! We switched the account used for the channel from a regular account to an alias (dumbly thinking only about Gmail, not YT), and when we did that, the channel disappeared.

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@danieleagee Brave browser

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I heard Donny T decided to see what those codes he’d been squirreling away at Mar a Lago were for.

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Ok what was that? #utah #SaltLakeCity

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@GlennKesslerWP Well I think it’s less a case of people not knowing what skin cancer is and more just wondering how you equate skin cancer with oil…and then being unsure of what point he’s trying to make here since if he WAS talking about skin cancer, he must not know it doesn’t come from oil…

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@RyanJef65341801 @MrColionNoir No one is saying take them away? I haven’t heard a single proposal that hasn’t included banning AR-15s. EVERYONE saying we shouldn’t have AR-15s is literally saying “take them away.”

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@sltrib Anything for a click.

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We're looking to hire a Video Editor Intern who has a strong portfolio (even if it's small), and will enjoy working with a cool guy with a bow tie (he wears a bow tie literally every day. Possibly at night, too.) Starts ASAP.

After Effects and Illustrato…https://t.co/dAGlDwN4a4