Dearest mother โ
As I am sure youโve seen in the newspaper, the great final battle of this campaign resulted in the Ohio State regiment โ who disguise themselves as foliage โ defeating the Notre Dame regiment โ who believe themselves to be magical creatures, donned in green, and obsessed with coinage.
I find myself overwrought.
Now, the battlefield is fresh โ and all regiments start anew. Great adventures and glorious battles await my men.
We shall be ready.
Enclosed is my latest service tintype. Please do show the hogs and cows. Theyโll be overjoyed. I love you.
โ Andrew
@NFL_DovKleiman I still donโt understand how your account became so popular. You steal prominent journalistsโ material and pass it off as your own. You post awful takes and misleading information simply for clicks. Iโll be doing my part and blocking you - I suggest the masses do the same