everyone in the bar is talking about how they hurt themselves on the jagged bit of metal sticking out of the wall. it's bringing people together. it's starting conversations
Go outside. there’s ai posters and graphics. Talk to someone. They talk about how much they love ai like it’s a friend. Go to job. You have to use ai or you’re fired. Go to park. New data centre being built there.
open mic set where i spend the whole time just visibly scrolling thru tweets. every 45 seconds going "okay this one's pretty good" and reading one off verbatim
no offence I will never use a dental dam...
if I get throat chlamydia from eating pussy the pharmacist will shake my hand and say "we're proud of you ma'am" before handing me my antibiotics