Christofer Hoff

coffee. creator. cars. cyber. cloud. ‘cue. change. culture. credentials. @ scale Security CTO/CISO/Engineer & Ops focused. CSTO @lastpass Opinions are MINE only

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

Please learn to listen to the pain our kids feel before they express it in ways like this. If you need help understanding how awful this can be & what you can do as a parent, my DMs are open. It doesn’t take much imagination to understand how I know this. https://t.co/ZkXCkOBQih

[CNN @CNN]

The percentage of children and teens hospitalized for suicidal thoughts or actions in the United States doubled from 2008 to 2015, new research shows https://t.co/HlV3aNRu6i

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

@madplatt Sent you a meeting invite

[Lindsay (Bruce) Crider @lindsay_crider]

9 to 5 (Elon edition)

[Eric Capuano - Bsky: @eric.zip @eric_capuano]

Incredible work by the @googlecloud team on developing detection signatures for nearly all major versions of Cobalt Strike…

This is one of the most comprehensive CS Beacon yara collections I’ve seen yet.

https://t.co/ew4I4cdJl0

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

@PhoneBoy It’s really great stuff…wish it were mine other than the bottles of it i have!

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

@llorenzin @mattjay That’s the same problem then - they called IT when I was there. 171 listed as “in stock” at DC which gets shipped via train to Greensboro and then trucked to the local@store. None of the 171 could be “allocated” so it showed a 3 week lead time. Something is FUBAR

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

@llorenzin @mattjay The Bosch is really nice. Went with the in-stock Samsung unit (everything else was in some sort of bizarre distribution center stock issue at Lowe’s) - 3rd rack, quiet. Will find p/n

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

This is all the rage in the Valley

[Leah Culver @leahculver]

What should I wear to the office today as a “hardcore” engineer?
Reply with pics thanks.

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

@DaveCamYT Stop using the brakes, Dave.

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

There is likely a qualifier after the “yes” but…you need to make better life choices, my dude.

[Farokh @farokh]

Are you kidding me? Listen to what @kevinolearytv had to say when asked if he’d support SBF again if he knocked on his door with a new idea… you guys are delusional to speak of him that way. Wtf.

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

Unfollow.

[Justin Elze @HackingLZ]

Hacking, Race cars, and whatever else nothing melts people minds more than me telling them I have never had a cup of coffee.

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

There are many things you should listen to Rob about, and this is one of them. That said, I should disclose as Mr. Wonderful did about his FTX investment, that 60% of my recommendations are valid every time.

[Robert Graham @robertgraham]

🧵"Twitter 2.0" is trending.
I'm a foremost expert on this and let me tell you what you should do: quit, take the 3 month severance with your friends, and build the 2.0 version yourself. Musk will give up and buy your company in a couple years.

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

@b6n The number of knobs in the comments who don’t realize this is a farce based on those 2 knuckleheads who never worked at twitter staging their firing weeks ago…but lauded him is…something 🤦‍♂️

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

GoFundMe page?

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

@HackingLZ Do you wear a HANS device?

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

@deviantollam Rad.

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

This aged well. I value this thread at $8.

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

Yeah so…Twitter Blue currently billing @ $2.99/mo. I cancel (because, meh) and to incentivize me to reconsider, their offer is $4.99/mo. Is this how Dogecoin economics work? I can see where this is going.

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

@SteveSyfuhs Sloowwwly

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

No, I don’t have a coffee problem. Why do you ask?

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

@reillyusa Thoughts & prayers

[Christofer Hoff @Beaker]

@SecBarbie @zfasel Yassssss!