Jon Bean

Dad to 3. Adequate husband. Autism advocate. Chartered Financial Planner. Fellow of the Personal Finance Society. Registered Life Planner. Darlington FC fan.

[Jon Bean @bean_jon]

@Alijbori543 @WarMonitor3 I mean if you don’t clamp down on homosexuality they’ll breed and take over… Hang on a minute…

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The lead singer of Ultravox was due to perform but his house was struck by lightning, flooded and then damaged by an earthquake.

They tried to make him appear but he just wouldn’t.

Turns out you can’t force Midge Ure.

Best, possibly only insurance joke I’ll ever think of.

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@Erling Careful Erling. You don’t want to @edballs it up.

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@Nigel_Farage Is that tax deductible as a business expense seeing as it’s a limited company?

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@MrBeast #Promotion - none

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@MrBeast Zero

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@interzoneaddict @credenzaclear2 Dead? Cut down in his prime(r).

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@PeterWhiteThD He’s absolutely ripping the piss out of you. I’ve never seen anything so British. That’s integration personified. 😂

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@ZiaYusufUK I hate to point out how a parliamentary democracy works Mr Yusuf…. but I feel someone should… 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@DreyfusJames But DO NOT leave them in hot cars.

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@LHollyhocks @EAClarkAuthor @JaneFallon Suddenly… he’s not half the man he used to be… for he’s a double amp….

Enough of this nonsense.

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@WW3_Monitor That looks like he’s bombed Kyiv and Cork. Bit worrying. 😂

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@KoolAid_Oh_Yeah @ollee @StatisticUrban What is this wonderland of which you speak….. Where the wombles womble free…

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@FeluFit @Alexarmstrong Just the platform?!

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@StephenKing Sorry Steve. Still love the books. 😂

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@qualitylearnc We want our 26 counties back apparently! 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@jas311291 @dialm4merthyr @safc Banging chips in a loaf mate. 😂

I’m hoping they don’t go up so I can get some next season as well.

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@marcwebber It’s a day out innit.

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@mamboitaliano__ Be kind. That’s someone’s Nana-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-naaaa

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@mollylfc Who?