Bean Apologist

cosmic bean stew #alchemist. Building @COINjecture

[Bean Apologist @beanapologist]

hedging my bets, and managing my risks 🩶🫘

[Mathematica @mathemetica]

The inverse square law governs how intensity or force spreads from a point source: it falls off as 1/r².

Radiation, sound, illumination, electrostatic forces & gravity all follow it; doubling distance quarters the strength, tripling it reduces to 1/9.

Classic examples in one diagram.

[Bean Apologist @beanapologist]

@rohanpaul_ai There technically is a lot of space in space but we also have a lot of space junk in our low earth orbit (Leo) which could make certain orbital altitudes hazardous for large, continuously orbiting infrastructure like data centers

[Bean Apologist @beanapologist]

Im demoing post quantum stateless certs grounded in UOV. Public keys are large but imo worth it. Certs do not need any RPC calls to verify once issued.

https://t.co/zWV9NhdBZr

DM me if you want to collab :$

[Immunefi @immunefi]

Here’s a list of all crypto protocols hacked this year. It’s only May.

Stake DAO
WUSD fi/Glov
Gnosis Users
Fractal Protocol
StablR
Mure
Polymarket
MAP Protocol
RetoSwap
HermesVault
Bankr
Echo Bridge
SEA Token
Verus-Ethereum Bridge
Adshares
Thorchain DEX
Transit Finance
Aurellion
SQ Protocol
INK Finance
Renegade
TrustedVolumes
Ekubo
SmartCredit
Sharwa Finance
Bisq
Wasabi Perps
Aftermath Perps
Sweat Foundation
Syndicate
Quant
JUDAO
Singularity Finance
ZetaChain
Scallop Lend
Litecoin
Purrlend
Giddy
Kipseli
Volo Vault
Thetanuts Finance
Juicebox V3
Kelp
Grinex
Rhea Lend
Zerion Wallet
MONA
Dango
SubQuery Network
Hyperbridge
Aethir
BSC TMM/USDT
Drift Trade
LML/USDT staking protocol
GoonFi
Cyrus Finance
Resolv
Neutrl
dTRINITY dLEND
Venus Core Pool
Goose Finance
Aave V3
Gondi V3
Molt EVM
SolvBTC
Curve LlamaLend
FOOM Cash
Wise Lending V2
Ploutos Money
DGLD
Blend Pools V2
IoTeX
Veil Cash
Moonwell Lending
CrossCurve
Step Finance
Revert Lend
Matcha
Aperture LM
Saga
Makina
Meteora DAMM V2
YO Protocol
Truebit
Polycule
Fusion by IPOR
TMX TRIBE
PRXVT

[Aave @aave]

https://t.co/ixfuSrVKA8

[Bull Theory @BullTheoryio]

BREAKING: Google is planning to release 32 million mosquitoes across Florida and California.

The company has asked the EPA for permission to proceed, with the public given until June 5 to respond.

The mosquitoes are infected with Wolbachia bacteria, which stops them from reproducing and slowly collapses the wild population from within.

Google's previous Debug Project trial in California's Central Valley nearly eliminated mosquitoes from three test sites entirely. A separate trial in Singapore cut dengue cases by 70% within 12 months.

Google has now released over 1 billion mosquitoes across four continents. This new proposal is the largest deployment in US history.

[Bean Apologist @beanapologist]

@stevenstrogatz Thank you 😊

[Bean Apologist @beanapologist]

Validation ≠ Verification

[ForgeAudit @ForgeAudit]

$5.4M drained from @gravity_bridge today.
Not through a complex math exploit. Not through a reentrancy attack.

Through trust.

37 validators unknowingly signed a malicious update. The signing pipeline was poisoned.
They never knew what they were approving.

The contract had no timelock. No guardian multisig. No circuit breaker.

Once the signatures were valid, execution was instant. And irreversible.

The scariest vulnerabilities aren't in the math. They're in the assumptions.

"Our validators won't be compromised." "Our signing pipeline is safe."

It was realistic enough.

[Nev @nevaaron]

So Circle are debanking people now
All USDC on privacy protocol Zama frozen
Every user, debanked

What’s the point of the tech then?

[SoloJay @SoloJayQ]

1/ A fake Axiom app has been actively draining users for over 5 months.

It has already scammed 207+ victims and stolen over $147K

Despite multiple reports on X, Axiom has still done nothing to address or warn about this.

[Bean Apologist @beanapologist]

If we can seize billions from crypto why can’t we do the same with the billionaires???? Much more nutrient rich 🤑 🫘

[Akincibor @akincibor1]

Found a vulnerability.
Platform: "That'll be 50 USDC."
Hacker: "To exploit it?"
Platform: "No, to report it."

[Bean Apologist @beanapologist]

@chrisdior777 DeFAi

[Mikko Ohtamaa @moo9000]

It's bridge szn.

[Bean Apologist @beanapologist]

What is going on in crypto right now 😢

[World of Science @Science_TechTV]

Euler's identity is a famous equation that connects five fundamental mathematical constants: e ,i , pi, 1, and 0.

[JP Aumasson @veorq]

friend disclosed a vuln to a major DeFi platform: "I discovered that  <redacted> signatures are never cryptographically verified anywhere" 💣