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#LifeIsGood

[. @beansauce]

What's done in the dark will always find a way to shine

[Saoirse for President @2601Reva59892]

This maybe my favourite Twitter exchange of all time ijbolllll😭😭

[Mariah @mm_jiselle]

When somebody googles something i told them and i end up being right

[Oli @WokeOli]

Probably heard the barista calling your name and got confused

[. @beansauce]

@YesLikeReeves @prod_remo

[Sean @SeanDOlfc]

Apparently they both need to be the best itw the moment they retire. It's alright for Rio and Vidic to finish 7th under Moyes and bounce to QPR.

[Sean @SeanDOlfc]

I’m singing it

[autist @litteralyme0]

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

[. @beansauce]

We wrapped the league up with 4 games to go then started playing uno instead of training sessions and went on mini holidays inbetween matches mr noncenewthing

[AI @nonewthing]

Lowest point titles in the last 15 years

—Leicester, 2016 (81 points)
—Liverpool, 2025 (84 points)
—City, 2020 COVID-19 (86 points)

Average points of winners over 15 seasons? 89.7 points.

Last season was an anomaly because of injury crisis at City & Arsenal.

[abby @abbythesaintt]

imagine u go bowling by yourself and u go sit down but it’s ur turn again

[. @beansauce]

The international break hasn't even started and the recycled tweets have already started 🥱
P.S. Vidic, Suarez and Van Dijk all ahead of him

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

The Greatest ever January signing in Prem history and not a single soul comes close 🇵🇹❤️

[DOZA🧐 @lil_doza]

Correction: The mother of the child has said the child is a flight risk who could run on to the road and those men are care workers protecting him.

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

Mans said "throw on some andrew tate" like it's smooth R&B or something

[! @Kashe1dz]

Listening to other kids talk about Cartoon Network, Disney Channel, Nickelodeon and WWE after my 57th Tracey Beaker rewatch

[alfie @alfienxo]

yes i'm a hater, but i hate with ethics, nuance, and critical analysis

[. @beansauce]

@redandwhiteadil Worse than suarez shirts

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

When's the last time a blockbuster just let a scene breathe like this...and in the third act, no less!

[. @beansauce]

@ohfold @prod_remo

[. @beansauce]

"wrong in the eyes of the court"
Yeah because court outcomes, where sometimes blatantnonces/rapists/murders can get off on a technicality, are a true measure of morality.
Fuck what happened to City/Mendy.
Sack the cunt and take the fine

[MR DT @MrDtAFC]

Whether we like it or not, the club cannot suspend or terminate a player's contract based on an accusation. Until charged, and then found guilty, everyone is presumed innocent.

Man City recently lost a tribunal over Benjamin Mendy after they suspended him without pay. He was actually charged with rape before being found not guilty, yet Man City were still in the wrong in the eyes of the court.

This is also unlike the Mason Greenwood case, where there was video evidence and voice recordings. How he got away with what he did, I still dont know.

I'm just glad he's not our player anymore. To be charged with five counts of rape is serious. He's got to be remanded and face the consequences of his actions.

I know I'll get the usual comments about “my wife”, but these are the facts, whether we like it or not. Let's hope the correct justice is served now.