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@_HistoryNerd Yes the very realistic and good message that you shouldn’t chase women who are accustomed to a lifestyle you can’t afford

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@_HistoryNerd Him getting flattened by the ridiculously long car always has me laughing to tears

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@LakotaMan1 congrats on your participation trophy i guess

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@thejagepage Bought 3 jerseys after last season ended to stayed hyped for this year. Feeling pretty stupid right now

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@kevinnbass The more a society become splintered into dozens of different backgrounds, faiths, moral codes, the more true this becomes

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@AlyssaLogic If you buy the white privilege nonsense, it makes perfect sense that they would feel guilt for being happy and joyful about their lives.

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@imfat For me it was the jump from 1 kid to 2 and now to 3. I look/felt 10 years younger in pics from only 3 yrs ago

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@IISwitchII 1) Dump Wilson
2) Find the biggest asshole-but-winner manager out there and pay him whatever he wants

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@barstoolsports Of course it’s some disgusting fat pig

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@RT_com Of course it’s some disgusting fat bitch 😩

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@BradHome12 All for like a $4 scratch off win too

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@Howlingmerchant Siding falls right off soon as you accidentally bump into it

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@LooneyDegree594 I'm at the point where I just don't use any outdoor ranges anymore. All the ones in my area are staffed with the worst Elmer Fudd's that'll jump your ass if you fire off a round .00007 seconds faster than their rulebook.

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@smootherthnsilk The most rabid reactionary Christian Seahawks fan you can imagine would be thrilled if the best available player (who was a Muslim) was picked up by the Seahawks. And people still try to tell me politics hasn't turned into a religion for certain groups.

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@KHOU OOGA BOOGA!!! 🗣️

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@BorjomiDrinker As a guy that goes into a gym locker and bathroom every day I think I’ve seen maybe two dicks at most in the last 15 years. The paranoia about this is so silly.

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@DefiantLs Just like the puppet you've always been

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@rushicrypto And what’s even more retarded is how much the organization putting it on charges each vendor. I looked into it once for my local one and the organizers required $150-$300 for the space to setup and 20% of your entire sales lol Fastest GET FUCKED I ever uttered

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@pnwguerrilla Gotta film that entire ordeal. Blast it on every King, Pierce, Kitsap, Thurston page you can find and shame these cops into doing their fucking jobs

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Jose Ferrer with the IQ of a coconut on that terrible attempt to throw home #Mariners