Patrick McGinty

Trumpet blowing modesty hater. Has beard, will travel. Plus points : eyes, thighs and making of pies.

[Patrick McGinty @beardybollocks]

@brilliantshane [feeling] blue [?]Chee[r]se [up pal]

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture

[Zoe Gardner @ZoeJardiniere]

Good morning to this woman. I hope she’s having a fucking gorgeous day 😍

[Patrick McGinty @beardybollocks]

Robbie Coltrane would have liked us to have a quiet revolution in his honour #callonyourmonsters

[Untrue Stories🎙️sci-fi comedy | season 1 out now! @Untrue_Stories]

We're competing in the #AudioVerseAwards & it would be SO AMAZING to be shortlisted!
I'm not going to plead with you to vote for us specifically.* But if you've some spare ear time, please listen to some shows & submit a ballot! Here's how:

* please vote for us specifically

[Patrick McGinty @beardybollocks]

@richardosman https://t.co/dIRJHfqgh1

[Ben Phillips @benphillips76]

How to do a media interview while being carried away by police for protest. 10/10, no notes.

[Patrick McGinty @beardybollocks]

I made an album in September https://t.co/YF1NUFE2dE put it in your ears #onemonthalbum @onemonthalbum #rainydayinseptember

[Patrick McGinty @beardybollocks]

@coldwarsteve Amazing, thank you. I shall now buy even more of your books. Have you ever thought about getting some musicians to make an album based on your work? (I mean actual musicians not me)

[Patrick McGinty @beardybollocks]

@coldwarsteve I’ve recorded a song based on your beautiful Mr. Egg picture. Can I use the picture on my band camp page or can I link to it somewhere? The song is here : https://t.co/KPpAZNurts (I don’t make any money from bandcamp)

[Latest in space @latestinspace]

DART's final moments before crashing into an asteroid 6.7 million miles away from Earth earlier today 😲

[Sport Fails TV @SportFailTV]

You're gonna want the sound on for this commentary

https://t.co/WK3JeVyYlE

[Patrick McGinty @beardybollocks]

@SoVeryBritish Roast, chips, jacket, mash, boiled

[Patrick McGinty @beardybollocks]

@rdouglasjohnson That sounds good, what is it on?

[Patrick McGinty @beardybollocks]

@rdouglasjohnson Forest Irish Lenny Henry really annoyed me, the boat / stone thing was also annoying but about 1% of the forest Irish Lenny Henry annoyance.

[Former Footballers @FinishedPlayers]

This video will never get old

[Patrick McGinty @beardybollocks]

Thanks for my new TEA mug @rdouglasjohnson @untrue_stories