A Less Hot Mess

[Dr. Proud Yardman @ChrisPinnock1]

My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work.
I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work.

She hung up on me.

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

Thoughts and prayers

[A Less Hot Mess @bearlybryony]

@villhag NO BITCH DONT DO THIS TO US

[berry @sckberry]

I really wish one day I will wake up to the news that Jennifer Garner and Jennifer Lopez are dating each other.

[A Less Hot Mess @bearlybryony]

The Goddess has rewarded me with surviving my placement review meeting with a chapter update from @thattimewitch, oh how I love to be fed!

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

HAIM really said

[HAIM @HAIMtheband]

“Relationships” - Our next single. You want it?? Pre-save it. https://t.co/L7ZgRki12v

[ash @Absolutely__Ash]

Chappel Roan if she was fighting in the trojan war: we need Agamemnomenon

[A Less Hot Mess @bearlybryony]

@Adimnoss Feel free to self publish the B&R anthologies, I can think of several feral sapphics who would purchase the shit out of it

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

being suicidal at 16 is sooooo funny because you have serious reasons but the straw that breaks the camel’s back is like Fuck, I Got a C in French….I’m Going to Le Do It

[A Less Hot Mess @bearlybryony]

@cowlesbian This has made my week ❤️

[A Less Hot Mess @bearlybryony]

@dayoldT And Agatha nonchalantly wheeling Lenny back in and using their correct pronouns 😍

[A Less Hot Mess @bearlybryony]

She holding Aubrey like she holds a coffee

[brenda @agentsnavabi]

agatha harkness and rio vidal at the vanity fair oscar party

[sawyer 🌱 @VANPALM3R]

call me gal gadot cause I do not know how to act rn

[A Less Hot Mess @bearlybryony]

@Adimnoss @thattimewitch @visadero Dear god the things I would do to read this, let the chaos commence!

[A Less Hot Mess @bearlybryony]

@Adimnoss @thattimewitch @visadero Someone suggested coven plays DND with billy attempting to DM and I am sat

[greg house apologist🇵🇸 @transgreghouse]

they look like they're about to sing Chiquitita to Meryl Streep

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

I may be showing my age here but I thought once you made it to Oregon you and your family no longer died of dysentery.