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Gettin' grizzly one drink at a time. Rat verified.

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@ksorbs The same way you react to roles that aren't dogshit.

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@CollinRugg @RNCResearch Aren't you an alleged kid diddler?

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It's almost October! You can dust off that Back 4 Blood game you convinced your friends to buy and played like 8 minutes of last year 🥰

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Sometimes self-care is digging deep and getting over a hurdle that's been scaring you.

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Them: dang bro you really paid to get the water mark removed?

Me:

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@DiZee_TV Me as the rein staring down the mercy pocketing the 0-8 widow.

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@DiZee_TV

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Toxic masculinity doesn't exist? You've never ordered a hot chocolate for a little treat as a grown man around me. CoD lobbies were built on my shoulders of toxicity.

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@charliekirk11 Where's the evidence.

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Great, now iPhone users are gonna want to borrow my charger for their busted ass phone.

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@amuse @charliekirk11 @NAU I bet he doesn't watch Star wars like some kid.

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@charliekirk11 @NAU You have the freedom as an American to go to any college you wish, don't you? Go to a Christian University. Problem solved.

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@GregAbbott_TX You still can't name a single victim of the uvalde shooting. Texas is also 24th in infant mortality rate. You're using kids as props.

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@GregAbbott_TX How is Texas #1 economy in the United States?... isn't California 4th on planet earth?

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I'm a black licorice enjoyer and I'm not going to apologize for it.

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@DiZee_TV Just do it!

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@GregAbbott_TX @TPPF $7.25 minimum wage 😂😂😂

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As a man, I'm glad we don't get periods. Some of these dudes spend their whole life bitching, imagine if there was something actually happening to them.

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@GregAbbott_TX Your state has a high infant mortality rate, hot wheels.

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Tip 200% if you're going to leave your phone number on the check otherwise you get made fun of all night, fyi.