Jared Beatty

US Navy

[Jared Beatty @beattyjared]

Ummmmmm....... Dad?

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

Don’t fight it

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

me reading captain underpants

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Vete a la chingada

[NCAA Softball @NCAASoftball]

THE TEXAS LONGHORNS ARE NATIONAL CHAMPIONS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN PROGRAM HISTORY 🤘🏆

(6) @TexasSoftball defeats (12) Texas Tech, 10-4, to take home its first National Championship!

#WCWS

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Sowwy I made you dead

[Longhorns Saudi Arabia @saudi_longhorns]

“Honk if Texas sucks” Inshallah they will find your bodies in Lake Austin

[Jared Beatty @beattyjared]

Day 1 of standing school

[Danny Conrad @DannyJConrad]

“Certified lover boy? Certified PEDOPHILE!”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“He’s not fat, bring him back” is a generational chant

[Dean Ciriaco @Deanciriaco]

I just ended my 40 year MLB The Show franchise.

The game no longer will save stats or awards. So, the slight autism in me can not handle that and it’s time to hand it up.

Here is a thread of my accomplishments.

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

The luckiest person in the room was Jimmy Carter

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

Hey babe how was the orgy?

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

.@TexasFootball make college football history 🤘

(📸 @ESPNImages)

[Golf Channel @GolfChannel]

CHARLIE WOODS ACE ALERT! 🚨

HIS FIRST HOLE-IN-ONE. UNREAL.

📺: Peacock and Golf Channel | PNC Championship

[Moeez 🕺 @globalmoeez]

Bro WE are ONE underwear change away from 2025. That’s crazy.

[Rob Fox III @RobFoxThree]

He has no formal coaching experience *in football*

Michael Vick has, however, helmed a competitive sporting organization before