Rebecca Deal

totally ㎭™

[Albert Samaha @AlbertSamaha]

They showed Trump on the Jumbotron during the anthem. He got more boos than the Spurs.

[Rebecca Deal @beccadeal]

@EduzorRapheal Should be now?

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

happy tory annihilation day may there be a spring in your step and the thrill of vengeance running hot in your veins as you go to vote these twats into oblivion

[Last Week Tonight @LastWeekTonight]

Here’s last night’s story about Elon Musk and how, despite his unprecedented level of influence, he can’t get people to stop calling X “Twitter”: https://t.co/MgTRFzsG9f

[FOREVER LORD DUSH @_thejsd]

Who put all that make up on Dave Chappelle ?

[Rebecca Deal @beccadeal]

Gayle King is a national goddamned treasure. #youcantchangemymind #WHCD

[Rebecca Deal @beccadeal]

“Rebecca, this water tastes watered down.” - @stressedasexual

[Rebecca Deal @beccadeal]

@ira Props for not also making fun of his janky burrito header photo. 🌯🌯🌯 #thestruggle

[Rebecca Deal @beccadeal]

@meltedcloud lies. bluegrass = always cool. country (esp. contemp.) ≠ cool. we all need some Carter Family music in our lives. #mypeople

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Thank you Fox News for making all the campaign graphics I never knew I needed

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

The Netflix Algorithm is the new Meyers Briggs test.

[Rebecca Deal @beccadeal]

@Xintani_ FUCK. YES. The only legit group DBT near me that I've found is an hour-and-a-half drive away. Dumb urban sprawl.

[Rebecca Deal @beccadeal]

@JKCorden And.. cue the "queue" jokes 🇬🇧

[Rebecca Deal @beccadeal]

@CountDankulaTV Just downloaded/hoarded the first 5 google results for "us constitution pdf." Phew, that's enough civic engagement for today. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Rebecca Deal @beccadeal]

@ITweetThingsNow @johngreen @NLQuidditch @atxtorch @FRCTeams @BerkeleyCalSol @RosiannaRojas Yes! Same here! I was on the quiz bowl team at my Ohio high school (Dayton area). I did some sleuthing to try to figure it out, & between https://t.co/ABnQMct00b & googling for school logo images, my current best guess is Minford High School. Idk?

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Uber driver after 10 minutes of silence: “.....So, who do you think wrote the op-ed?”