first week of school has me thinking about when i was a freshmen in college carrying my full bag of dirty laundry across a busy campus road and it ripped and spilled everywhere and i caused a traffic jam trying to gather all my socks & clothes
once i spent half a movie thinking leonardo dicaprio and matt damon were the same person playing two different characters. when there was a scene with both in one room it clicked for me
since last year we added a new member to our little family so we can do trio costumes now🤪 happy halloween from your favorite breakfast: bacon, egg, and fork
this is not my usual stupid brain dump, but i am continually amazed at the forgiveness of God and His love and all the praise in the world i could give Him would never be enough
from the moment you barreled into my like a bat out of hell, you’ve brought a whole lotta chaos (& joy). happy SECOND birthday to my baby (please stop growing up)
happy birthday to the flower princess, queen of studying abroad, and the only person i know who is obsessed with frozen mayonnaise. i hope your day is the sweetest 🌻
i’ve never used the bathroom at ihop because i have seen people enter the but i have never seen anyone come out and that is not a risk i’m willing to take
Missing Juvenile: Braylen Noble, 3, is missing from 3415 Gibraltar Heights Drive. LSW red and white Mickey Mouse shirt. If seen call 911 immediately. #toledopolice
Bryan and I have completed our white man apotheosis and paired off to start a podcast about movies. On the off chance you don't have that in your life give er a listen and follow us at @MovieAMoviePod!
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