Worm with a Mustache

Ted Cruz's mistress

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Amanda Seyfried I want to do an escape room with you

[Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred]

Been on my Caillou shit lately (everyone fucking hates the sight of me)

[jay | uplift amanda seyfried @club_yeoh]

WE ARE HANNAH EINBINDER, WE CARRY THE FLAME

[TS Chanty Beluga @puthywillow69]

So I worked a double on Mother’s Day so you could be with your kids but now you won’t cover my shift on the one night a year single people can legally have sex?

[Worm with a Mustache @beckyhung1016]

@shannonrwatts Why do you feel qualified to give advice when you only back losing candidates?

[salvi @yassambassador]

You just created one million strict asian obamas

[Worm with a Mustache @beckyhung1016]

@TheReal_BGreene @CDCgov Who took these pictures

[Herschel Pennymacker @pennymacker]

Even as a child I knew that was a fucked up number of Dalmatians.

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

Need to watch the rhony boat ride from hell here

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

Dr Bronner, visibly drunk: and tell ‘em you can brush your teeth with it

[liz @hneyvoiced]

first date question i ask you your opinion on the exploitation of the rizzler

[larchmont_chipotle @EmmaSpecter]

men don't deserve a the cut. they wouldn't know what to do w "im a finance columnist who put thousands of dollars in a shoebox and gave it to a stranger" if it bit them on the ass

[dauntless declan @ganseyfromme]

hoping the USA men’s hockey team finds themselves in a yellowjackets-esque situation on the flight back from milan

[bunny @fadedbunny]

i am a junk drawer in the form of a beautiful girl

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

not the way i do it

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

me when they outlaw having a fat ass and a pure heart

[Tayker @Midnight_503]

Rhea Seehorn attends the 31st Critics Choice Awards

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

netflix didn’t crash because of stranger things it’s because everybody is trying to rewatch derry girls

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

the globes didn't know what to do with all that