Betty The Paul

Abra-fucking-cadabra, chefs.

[Betty The Paul @beckyjpaul]

@SouthLanCouncil someone has flytipped the nature trail off Wellhall Road entrance, about 100 yards in. Particularly harmful for children and aninals - blinds with cords and football goal netting.

[Dan Douglas @dandouglas]

late 70s/early 80s harrison ford got to be up there with the best a human has ever looked. come on man

[alex 🕸️ @kminogues]

"i've never listened to kylie" YES YOU HAVE

a thread

[𝐫. @aemisias]

William Travilla and Marilyn Monroe created iconic looks togther. Here's all of them + their illustrations — a thread ✴︎

[Latif Nasser @latifnasser]

Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that - after a year of obsessive reporting - led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.

[Betty The Paul @beckyjpaul]

@SouthLanCouncil fallen tree on Wellhall Road blocking pavement on a busy road (with frequent speeding). Also a school route.

[Matthew Turner @MjTurner_]

Great British Deathscapes (please enjoy the sensory garden)

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

This is a thread of international phrases describing a place that’s in the middle of nowhere, starting with this one…

In Venezuelan Spanish, a place in the back of beyond can be described as donde el Diablo perdió los calzoncillos. It means “where the Devil lost his underpants”

[ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes @ShinyMcShine_]

"Uh-oh. Ooh. Okay, don't panic. Remember what the instructor said."
"If you ever get into trouble, all you need to do is--"
"Feels like I'm wearing nothin' at all.
Nothin' at all. Nothin' at all."
"Stupid sexy Flanders!"

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

Just so everyone in the UK knows where they stand with Twitter and racism.

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

Being unemployed is a lifestyle choice.

[Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama]

Let me show you around. That's my lab table and this is my work-stool. And over there is my intergalactic spaceship!

And here's where I keep assorted lengths of wire.

#Futurama

[Crafty Glass @craftyglassldn]

It came out so well I’m so happy hahaha

[Betty The Paul @beckyjpaul]

Hilarious.

[This Morning @thismorning]

'She will forever be one of us.'

It's the end of an era but we want to thank Holly for the last 14 years on This Morning. #ThisMorning

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A glacial pool that looks like a portal to another realm

📹John Derting

[Betty The Paul @beckyjpaul]

@AManWithNoDog I feel you. I do the same with Outlook and Word on toolbar and Gmail and Maps. Constantly.