Toddzilla™️

If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.

[Toddzilla™️ @becoolbear]

@alisonbbxo Nah princess we'd need 2 incomes.

[Toddzilla™️ @becoolbear]

@vixxiegoddess What did the inside of that alien ship look like? Did they want to do butt stuff?

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Accurate.

[Toddzilla™️ @becoolbear]

@alisonbbxo Marriage is overrated. Fuck who you want and keep your money.

[Trump Lie Tracker (Commentary Account) @MAGALieTracker]

BREAKING: Doug Ford just unveiled a massive sign reading “Lake Ontario Now and Always” on the shoreline of Lake Ontario.

Trump would hate it if this went viral.

[Toddzilla™️ @becoolbear]

Hey @Duracell your complaint form can't handle photo attachments, and your chat bot is closed in the middle of the day. WTF.

[Toddzilla™️ @becoolbear]

Hey @Spotify

You sent me an email with personalized concert recommendations. You got the music right, but not my geo. I'm in Mass but you told me about shows in VA, MD and D.C. No chat needed, just get on it. This is not a hard marketing lift.

[Toddzilla™️ @becoolbear]

@RioSierhaus Check out the 2020 mini series.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Remember the Trump phone grift?
No one ever received one yet. Dude literally robbed the USA blind and people still support the sick fuck.

[Toddzilla™️ @becoolbear]

@mitchellkp @TreeHouseBrewCo @PintsBeauty I would do a double-blind taste test in a minute. What Irish stout is @TreeHouseBrewCo bringing?

[Toddzilla™️ @becoolbear]

@SerhanOnX @KeithOlbermann I need my attorney generals a lot smarter than my journalists.

[Toddzilla™️ @becoolbear]

@AmericanVet0311 @KeithOlbermann She is actually a fucking idiot.

[Toddzilla™️ @becoolbear]

Found the racist.

[Alec Lace @AlecLace]

🚨 WATCH: That "racist" clip everyone’s melting down over? It’s from an AI Lion King parody video that auto-scrolled on Trump’s feed.

Everyone’s an animal. Trump is the lion KING of the jungle
Dems are various animals. Obamas included. No targeted racism

Classic Fake outrage

[Toddzilla™️ @becoolbear]

@VVowzerz Hotness

[Toddzilla™️ @becoolbear]

@AvinashSingh_20 Hey @AvinashSingh_20 where did all this material come from?

[Toddzilla™️ @becoolbear]

Hey @Expedia your site is hot garbage today.

[Toddzilla™️ @becoolbear]

@srwbrrykisses Sure, but it's still Florida.

[Toddzilla™️ @becoolbear]

Failure for the job in question meant my PC's eternal soul was forfeit to Mammon.

[Corpse Kings @CorpseKings]

What's the greatest risk you've ever taken in a TTRPG to obtain an incredible treasure? 💎

[Toddzilla™️ @becoolbear]

@ClassicGIJoe In my yard it was Chuckles or Shipwreck who went rogue and sold out the location of the base.

[Toddzilla™️ @becoolbear]

@ClassicGIJoe Did they ever get a Joe to turn?