Babylon Bee-lin

Weimar Republic-era version of the Babylon Bee. Clearly labeled satire and other shenanigans. Moderate conservative w/libertarian and green views.

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Portable Document Format (PDF) is one of the fastest-growing religions today. #TuesdayThoughts

[Earth @earthcurated]

194 YEARS OLD. 🤯 Jonathan the tortoise was born around 1832. He has literally lived through the invention of the lightbulb, both World Wars, and the entire internet era. An absolute legend. 🐢👑

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@Dan_Farah @jaystratton @JohnsOfBleecker "I have seen with my own eyes pineapple on pizza, and other anomalous toppings." -Jay Stratton

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@jamescfox "I Know What I Saw" is a really great name for a doc.

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@marklevinshow Why is Mark Levin always yelling at his audience?
It's because they...

[Bruce Crossing @SenatorCrossing]

Whoever engineered the Gingrich lady's hairdo should build Trump's Iron Dome for America.

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@its_The_Dr @matthewdmarsden I agree with Matthew, but that's funny

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@RedPandaKoala Say what you will about Hitler, but he's the guy who killed Hitler.

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@TrumpDailyPosts ITS GRASS CLIBBINS HOSS

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@piersmorgan @PiersUncensored Mark yells at his audience because they're hard of hearing.

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@LauraEarthname @henri_fjord @infolibnews Mark Levin sounds like the Penguin from Batman. Only more maniacal.

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@henri_fjord @infolibnews That's the one way his audience can identify with him.

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@elonmusk Making fun of AOC is pretty much Boomer humor (and the Bee knows this) but this was good.

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@tsidpod Randy Fine threatens to eat America.

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@wildstrums @UAPFilesPodcast I was listening to a German podcast and they used the American pronunciation.

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@BrianLee1928112 @AwakenWithJP Thank goodness you're not a life coach.

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@peteslew Many such cases!

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@tupacabra I love the S4 movie outtakes!

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@Dan_Farah @jaystratton @uncertainvector What did Messrs. Fravor, Graves and Stratton think of the picture? I would be interested in hearing their reviews

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@MarkLynchSC "Please accept my resignation. I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member." -Groucho Marx

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@TheUfoJoe Ogles blamed a staffer for that particular tweet. I tend to think he is too smart to post something so stupid.