Ross Beef

18 years quest to understand the French, and how we can better communicate together.. c'est ma vie

[The Dad Joke Man @DadJokeMan]

Please don’t speak Italian to the goat…

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

When your pie hates broccoli.

[Neil Lancaster @neillancaster66]

Accurate

This gave me my first proper laugh in 9 days

[heyJK.london @heyJKlondon]

Say what you want, Macron says it as it is

[Ross Beef @beef_ross]

@LancasterMarc It's a cracker 👍

[Ross Beef @beef_ross]

@westiesrule13 Would like to say yes but probably better to put on the pile outside 😉

[Ross Beef @beef_ross]

@westiesrule13 Well done 👍

[Ross Beef @beef_ross]

@ninaconti a familiar face at a French car boot sale 😯 I'm sure I heard "get me the fu&k out of here" but that's a journey I was reluctant to take...

[Ted's Challenge-TM Account @TedChallengeTM]

It's 2 months now until I make my next attempt to cycle up Mont Ventoux non-stop. For those who have not followed my story; I failed last year due to a combination of effects of transverse myelitis on my body (although I did get to the top 4 days later). My efforts...cont'd...

[Rob Whittle @PolkaDotRob]

CYCLING NEWS EXCLUSIVE!
Pope sees Quick-Step’s Tour roster.

[Uncle Duke @UncleDuke1969]

dude’s not gonna like what happens next

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

He’s definitely misjudged a fart here

[Ross Beef @beef_ross]

@robynjournalist More so that Quuckstep had a terrible race as a team, out wolfed by jumbo v too. Still they got the result.

[Marc Morris @Longshanks1307]

"Just so everyone's clear, this is a work event, and technically part of the battle."

[Ross Beef @beef_ross]

@RenaudB31 This looks like a TDF objective to me...

[𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓭 😇 ^‿^ 😈 @heartshapedoll]

roses are red
my bum is magenta
from hanging out at the

[Ross Beef @beef_ross]

@LancasterMarc Slightly gangsta

[Ross Beef @beef_ross]

@LancasterMarc You and Pell looking cool af

[Ross Beef @beef_ross]

@LancasterMarc bananarama at the front there funny I don't remember they were there 😂