Jason Jurgens

Hammock swinger. Backyard bocce. Lazy drummer. I make commercials for @nearfuturevideo. Former @Square. Forever @theowlmag. #DubNation

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@anothercohen @MollySOShea @sama

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@anothercohen a star is born.

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Every time I open a new bag of @AthleticGreens

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pretty much.

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Whenever I get a @goodreads notification about all the great books friends are reading I feel like a dumb loser.

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They should just call the movie Tom Cruise.

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This is live chat hell with @VerizonSupport. How am I supposed to login if I can't login?

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@kylezink @nearfuturevideo Thank you for giving us the opportunity. Really proud of what we were able to accomplish together!

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@kylezink @divvyhomes Let’s go!

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I seriously don’t want to talk about Bruno anymore. Please.

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@rsa @Airbnb But… I make ads. Why do you hate me?

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Got cut off by a guy with a John Lennon bumper sticker that said “imagine all the people living life in peace.” Kinda had a calming effect actually.

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Happy BDay Meesh! #crissangellive

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If you’re a company shipping stuff, don’t use branded packaging during the holidays. Looking at you @BOMBAS and @OriginalComfy. So much for the surprise. Seems like common sense. No?

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@RickRubin Another way of saying, “a poor carpenter blames his tools.”

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You inspired me @kyleve. This feels so right to me.

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Loving these new @Minecraft skins from @Square!

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@vslavich his tongue gets dry and sticks out. 😋

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Even if Flores strikes out on the next pitch, that’s fine. But the umps made it a “what if?” How does one of the best playoff matchups in history come down to that? #LADvsSF #SFGiants

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@KatieS @MoxxieVentures @origiful