It's sad that we can't just stack sats and ignore toilet paper fiat conversion "value" we all know that fiat valuation is based on paper bitcoin fake fiat games and nothing about it is real. Sats are the standard. Also have more today than yesterday and you're doing well.
I feel like there is a conspiracy where all the bitcoiners got together and were like
"Let's sell all the bitcoin to michael saylor and see what happens, but lets not tell beeforbacon, fuck that guy he can just hold"