Stephen

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[Stephen @beegmac]

“To all my haters, keep sucking. I’m boutta cum.”
~My Brother, unprompted

[Josh Eberley 🇨🇦 @JoshEberley]

To me, this is beautiful. No excuses, no unassailable mountain.

[KNBR @KNBR]

Giants down by 5+ runs again? Whatever.

14 years ago today, Matt Cain threw a perfect game and all was good at 3rd & King.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[The Will of Marco (マルコの意志) @TheWillOfMarco]

Today, June 13th, is the official crew birthday of the Straw Hat Pirates!!! 🥳🎉☀️👒🏴‍☠️

Happy Birthday to the best pirate crew in the series! ❤️

[ben₅₁ (road to 29-133) @loquacia_]

LISTEN UP LIBERALS *gives up 4 runs*

[victryena 🪾 @victryena]

you will never be her

[Pew @pewpiece]

NEW OFFICIAL BIRTHDAY ART FOR PERONA

[Evie 🌸 ♡ㅔ비🇺🇦 ❗️ 아코스타 양일❗️ @sheseviel]

아, 맞아요
Happy Pride to my fellows 🩷

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Bricks & Minifigs is parting ways with Brandon Best and Joshua Johnson due to "a devastating social media campaign"

They say they have reached out to the family that owns the $200,000 LEGO collection to return it and offer compensation for any missing items

[PirateKing👑 @onepirateking1]

This is way too accurate 💀

[yeet @Awk20000]

Patreon CEO Jack Conte delivers a message to Bricks & Minifigs after they sent an official takedown request for Reckless Ben’s videos

“We have in fact unfortunately determined that Bricks & Minifigs can stuff it, we’re keeping Ben’s page up”

(Via JackConteExtras on YT)

[kadzie | egghead ♡ @odestrogen]

happy pride and just a reminder 💗

[alice 🖤👻 @AIicro]

In honer of Pride Month, here’s one of my favorite spreads in all of One Piece!

Happy Pride Month!!

[Warriors on NBCS @NBCSWarriors]

Don't compare that man to Steph ever again

[MLB @MLB]

One of the wildest stories you may read today ⬇️

A couple accidentally showed up to a game with tickets to the next night's game

So they bought 2 more tickets and ended up catching Willy Adames' home run ball

Then they came back the next night with their original tickets, sitting nearly in the exact same spot as the night before ...

Then Adames hit another home run and they caught it AGAIN 🤯

[ShadyPenguinn @Shadypenguinn]

With my entire chest, I hate cancer.

[Healthy chronicles Vol. 4 @bighealthyfr]

Mexican inspired horchata protein powder called No Mames Whey