@pheebzed ah.........I admit I have a fondness for the beasts, so this is troubling to hear....far be it from me to question the methods of a more learned alchemist...
Playing good players in ult is humiliating and soul crushing on a level I’ve never felt in melee. I think this manifests as an extremely potent psychosexual advantage which makes ult players the superior competitors. They want to impregnate me when I just want to have fun