Behn

Guitarist. Software Programmer. Metalhead. Beardy.

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@Nefertari_25 @Catholicizm1 “Do you think she would ever post something like this to boost her own earthly profile for material profit?”

Yes. Of course. 1,000,000% yes.

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@elonmusk Trying to travel to Epstein Island is waaaaay less inspiring

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@elonmusk @WallStreetMav @satyanadella What about leaders of private companies? Like, shitty social networking companies that rebranded to a single letter, but everyone still calls it by the old name? I think they should also be investigated, Elon.

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@PierrePoilievre Take Trump’s dick out of your mouth for 5 minutes, remember why you lost the election in 2025, then eat every single inch of your own ass, you greasy dumb fuck

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@JackPosobiec

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@seanfeucht lol get fucked, enjoy your cancelled shows

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@BoyeShadrach @KimMari46054539 @cb_doge I’d recommend checking out their profile, specifically the tweets of AI-generated images of Elon Musk in pseudo-romantic situations (some with poetry that kind of implies the other person in the romantic situations is supposed to be them). Grade A obsession/simping.

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@BoyeShadrach @KimMari46054539 @cb_doge You’re right, he doesn’t care about me, I don’t care about him. It’s why I don’t simp for billionaires, they’re not our friends

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@KimMari46054539 @cb_doge “You love a billionaire you’ve never met, doesn’t know you, doesn’t care about you, and will never do anything for you, right?”

lol no

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@ParszywyZyd @theJagmeetSingh @liberal_party @NDP

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@TheJimCornette Poilievre was even still in the lead, right up until tariffs were announced. So, I could technically thank Trump for it all. I won’t. But I technically could

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@elonmusk Hey, remember that time you hosted SNL, and you were so bad that you ended up tanking Dogecoin?

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@Saltyminion007 @marksbury @creation247 @Peaceful_Tips Thankfully my kid, who I never did spank, is. And he has good values and morals too, almost like those things aren’t instilled by spanking. Impossible, I know.

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@OlHickory23 @marksbury @creation247 @Peaceful_Tips “I just wish there was SOME other way to show you right and wrong. Oh well, I can’t figure it out, let me use the lowest common denominator. I love you”

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@marksbury @creation247 @Peaceful_Tips “When I strike you, it’s only when you’ve been real bad, and I can’t figure out any other way to teach you without hitting you. This way I don’t have to strike you often, just forcefully enough for you to know not to fucking cross me, you little shit.”

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@marksbury @creation247 @Peaceful_Tips “Striking your sibling was a bad thing to do. Striking others is unacceptable. Now get over here so I can strike you. Unfortunately, there’s no other way to teach you the right and wrong ways in life, God didn’t design it that way.”

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@RepMikeCollins If one person who doesn’t own something decides to call it something else, and the world has to do it, I’ll play along as long as you do.

I officially rename Georgia to “Dummfuckland”. The capital is of course in Butts county. Don’t you dare deadname it, rules are rules.

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@elonmusk Someone hosted a party in LA, full of presumably democrats, in 2024, and invited you?

I call bullshit, you fucking loser

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@Chris0Bernhardt @FERMOR_23 @sama @X @elonmusk The same people that think non-profit organizations don’t make money are the same people that think “freedom of speech” means you can say anything you want without consequences

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@TheDilemmaLama @sama So wait… Twitter was worth $9.74b when he bought it, he paid $44b for it (4.5x the actual value). Twitter has lost an incredible amount of ad revenue since then, yet is now 1000x what it was worth 2.5 years ago?