Your Name Here©️™️®️

The official Twitter account of the REAL Your Name Here. I’m being facetious. Or am I? 🙄

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I think I might never stop laughing if Iran did this

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@MarioNawfal You’re a complete fool.
And you should delete this tweet.

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@AlexLi98 Jeesh, warn someone before you start showing off how tiny your dick is

Or just don’t talk about your micro penis at all

No one cares

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@realannapaulina Invoke the 25thA over this nonsensical rambling post! Thanks for providing additional evidence as to why it’s critical to remove that shitbag from office today!

BTW, how’s your arm after you were so brutally attacked by the grandma in pink? Your recovery must be excruciating…

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@Acyn Cotton Eyed Joe!

We truly are living in the dumbest point in history

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@GregAbbott_TX How’d this work out? Oh yeah, you lost bigly.

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@RepNancyMace Hey Nancy, how did this type of bullying work out for you?
You lost. You came in sad little 5th place, just like your scissor sister Riley.

And you’re not exactly a feminine woman, so do we need to check for your penis? I mean look at your jawline!! Yikes!!

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@NancyMace YOU LOST

Go away for fucks sake

You don’t need to kiss the ring on the orange suasage finger anymore. Gain some self respect

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@BrilynHollyhand Name one way that Obama hated America?
I’m genuinely asking that.
Such a stupid maga talking point.
Obama got Osama.
That shows some fucking love for the US.

Trump has only made us less safe.
He only loves himself & money.
He definitely doesn’t love America.

You’re an idiot.

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@KatieMiller @StephenM And how many nannies do you have? How much other help do you employ—drivers, maids, cooks? You want other women to spawn as much as they can, yet most women don’t have the resources you do because they aren’t married to the ugly as fuck Nosferatu. How in the hell do you fuck him?

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@SandraRodkey Fuck yeah they will!!! And I can’t wait for it!

Weird how maga feels political retribution is only acceptable when trump does it. Actually, maga feels anything he does is acceptable including raping little girls

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@MeghanMcCain Spoken like the true whiny little bitch that you are, Meghan.

You’re a disgrace to your family, so you’re not in a position to judge.

At least jimmy doesn’t suck the toes of the man who belittles his war hero dead father on the regular. Sound familiar?

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@RepNancyMace Who is “us” and “we”? You’re from South Carolina. Maybe sit out the “marry your brother” conversation

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@Acyn Duh.

How does maga put it—
“Fuck your feelings”
“Snowflake”
“Cry harder”

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@hippojuicefilm @mrojaycutler Still can’t see your tiny penis though, can you?
Is that why you’re such an angry short little “man”?
I mean, look at those teeny tiny baby hands…

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@Stompy_1 @realtimsharp @Lemmonjawnson @HunterBiden He’s a J6er. Presuming he doesn’t have a job, you know, because he’s a loser piece of shit

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@RonDeSantis You’ve had more voter fraud cases since 2000 than California, according to https://t.co/qhlqTFqQ6e. They’ve had 70 to FL’s 89 . So maybe they’re doing it correctly considering their population is twice the size & their land area is almost 3 times.

You should shut up, Ron.

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@BasedMikeLee Cry harder, snowflake ❄️

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@MikeASperrazza Do you think that cheating on your first wife with who will become your second wife & then cheating on her with who will become your third wife & then cheating on her with a porn star & probably killing your first wife by throwing her down the stairs & fucking children bad acts?

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@PMastersMusic @HunterBiden Dumb ass blue check fuckwad.

You lose all credibility when you are paying for a free app. And you’re not even making points anyone cares about. What a moron