Just ßėdlam

lover of freaks & geeks, maker of SpicyDecisions™️

[Just ßėdlam @beingbedlam]

Sometimes my reality is just too much. You can’t change or modify the behavior of others, so you have to just remove yourself. This is where I remove to.

[Just ßėdlam @beingbedlam]

Ummm… more like 50.

[🎃 Fifi 🎃 @BookQueen00]

You must be over 35 to enjoy this ride.

[Linda @turtledumplin]

My Monday ain’t over yet and I’d like to speak to the manager about this.

[Determined Taco @bgschnikelfritz]

My son told me I was too old and out of shape to wear a bikini so now I’m tempted to wear one to pick him up from school just out of spite

[Just ßėdlam @beingbedlam]

I’m a slacker. 1 kid in… ever.

[emily perez @Lou16em]

My professor just told me that if we get a whiff of smoke it’s because another professor put the papers he was grading in the microwave to rid them of any chance of Corona Virus & then the papers caught on fire... I can’t make this stuff up people

[Just ßėdlam @beingbedlam]

@AtomicPunk8 Also Maren Morris.

[Just ßėdlam @beingbedlam]

@AtomicPunk8 Midland.

[Just ßėdlam @beingbedlam]

Wanting someone to miss you enough to reach out is torturous.

[Just ßėdlam @beingbedlam]

@JezebelleKnot It’s hard to take when someone knows that their behavior hurts your feelings but their freedom to say what they want supersedes your feelings.

[Just ßėdlam @beingbedlam]

Sometimes my reality is just too much. You can’t change or modify the behavior of others, so you have to just remove yourself. This is where I remove to.

[Poly.Land @PolydotLand]

By Beth Evans: https://t.co/DWI9DQeHiN

[Just ßėdlam @beingbedlam]

@StullerMike She is so happy with her hedgehog friend.

[Just ßėdlam @beingbedlam]

There’s nothing quite like the specific kind of annoying of a puppy with a new squeaky toy.

[Just ßėdlam @beingbedlam]

What is someone else’s happiness worth to you? What would you not do for someone you profess to love?

[Auntie Social (parody) @TraciGrrl]

@Talk_To_The_Hat *takes $6 and buys a coffee*
I'm good, thanks.

[Just ßėdlam @beingbedlam]

@Talk_To_The_Hat 4,11, 12.

[Just ßėdlam @beingbedlam]

@FlirteeGirl People like that are such asses. I hope you passed on the errors appropriately, as they could make the organization look bad 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Just ßėdlam @beingbedlam]

@Nina_Dattebayo My murderer is @TheTweetOfGod 😆

[Evel @FeverFlave]

How the fuck did this happen?

~every second of every day~