I am the greatest parody account every created on twitter. I have 14 bracelets, which makes me a better champion--factually--than Jordan & Tiger. combined!
I’m a warrior!!! Up $200k for my @YouStake backers on @PokerGO!!!!! @rob_yong_ is playing horrible and he is begging me to take all his money!!!! Buy my shares at 1.7x, guaranteed money.
Hello
I really want to apologize to all players, staff, mr. Effel and the whole poker community for my unprofessionalism and misbehavior in WSOP main event. I take full responsibility for my behavior that I really got drunk and could not control myself.
Busted @WSOP Main Event. Idiotic call by @mn_kvang, against me... the world’s greatest poker player!!!
Then a no class move: he buys me a smoothie!!
Have some respect son!
Thanks @RealKidPoker!
Across the board I’m better... than you!
Better on TV, more bracelets & tons more celebrity friends like @RobLowe who is just went to the Galapagos with! #phnicerlife
You do have @RadioAmanda — only thing you have over me!!!!
Year in and year out, my favorite player to watch play poker on TV is @phil_hellmuth
Even more fun to play against him, but if I’m going to watch poker on TV I like it to include Hellmuth!
Love em’ or hate em’ he is fun to watch. @PokerGO
Congrats to my bestie @chamath on having me as an LP in his venture fund which floated @slack today at $25b!!!
Bestie C’s first IPO, powered by poker winnings from the world’s greatest — ME!!!!!! #phpowersslack
You’re welcome @Stewart!
Daniel is an exceptional ambassador to poker, I've always said that.
However, objectively I take many more selfies -- especially with beautiful women who throw themselves at me!
#nevercheated#phbestlife
This list is well done, but everyone I talk to says that based on my record, I should be not only #1, but also numbers 2 through 6.
I'm not saying that, but I understand why people are.
#positivity#phbestlife
Holding the record for most bracelets and most cashes, @phil_hellmuth is #1 on our list of the Top 50 Greatest Players in WSOP History.
https://t.co/wUtgg6N5GK
What @Money23Green didn’t say in this video is that I made him a personalized mp3 of my poker-winning affirmations. How you think he has three championships?!? #phlife4draymond
I’m not in season four of @SHO_Billions — you can skip this season and rewatch my episodes since @briankoppelman dropped the ball!!!! Way to kill the ratings BK!
Can’t wait for my bestie @andrewbogut to come back to my @warriors — I just unblocked him and put his phone number back in my favorites!
You’re welcome boges!!!
My bestie @bgurley is the 🐐 VC — but he overplays premium hands out of position every week at our home game... and I SNAP him off for five dimes every time when I hit my set bomb! Yum yum for philly boy!!!!! #phsetlife
The @masterclass folks asked me to do this and I told them 100 dimes and they said they could get @RealKidPoker for 30 — and look how bad this turned out!!!
You get what you pay for @masterclass, and you OVER PAID Daniel for HORRIBLE advice!
#phbestlife#15bracelets
My entire @masterclass is officially live! Get an inside look into my personal betting tactics and tournament strategy. Start today: https://t.co/mzgJ6whgGF