waystar crumbles, the roys go completely broke, and the only thing they own now is a little town called schitt's creek that they bought as a joke when they were kids so they move to a motel there
unfortunately my brain has not produced a single drop of serotonin since the time dj khaled got lost on a jet ski and snapchatted the whole thing because he was afraid he would die at sea
the guy who played Spider in School of Rock is now the district attorney of Tyler County, Texas, and now we’re all just going to have to live with this information forever