🌿🌵Cait🌵🌿

Fighting naturalist

[Erik Anderson @AwardsWatchErik]

Haven’t seen her once on my timeline today, need to correct that

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

there are two types of people. one that cares about food safety and refuses to touch anything that has been in the fridge for more than two days and one that will eat expired yogurt as long as it smells fine. they marry each other.

[k (top 99% on OF) @how_do_i_pdf]

All my life I knew I was missing something. It was never love, money, or a sense of purpose. It was the sheep rice bowl.

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[vox lex @gretagerwigflew]

5 second francesca scorsese cameo in the cape fear tv show

[Softboy @softboywin]

anyone who had a tumblr account from 2010-2014 has a masters degree in social media

[🌿🌵Cait🌵🌿 @belleofbotany]

@__b0rg @yhubee001 You can’t heal preeclampsia? So?

[Patrick Payne @kpatrickpayne]

If this passes I’m gonna lose my mind. Some of us like putting our kids to bed before 10pm

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.

[daft ponk @sicksadchris]

rue lowkey has alison dilaurentis level time management skills like how does she see all of her friends, manage a strip club, and participate in a dea sting operation

[fee @unstablestabler]

me when something very bad happens on the show something very bad is going to happen

[trajan @trajjjan]

Cassie’s mom while walking her down the aisle: #Euphoria

[Maggie Powers @maggie_pow11415]

Aside from losing that hour of sleep, the worst thing about Spring Forward is waking up in the dark again, just when the natural Standard Time sun was rising at a reasonable hour. It's depressing.

[Drew #BoomerSooner @Sarge_73Z28]

@moodyredhead @SenseiOfSarcasm I'm firmly in the "go to standard time year round" camp. I struggle to get to sleep on time during the summer when there's still light after 10 (and hate having to wait til 11 for fireworks), and I want nothing to do with 9am sunrises during the winter.

[skumm🧊 @skumWgmi]

I genuinely feel sad that current 20 something's missed the era of $500 rent, $3 happy hour, 5 bags of groceries for under $100, multiple job offers immediately after applying, and going out to party without social media apps at your fingertips. IT WAS A TIME.

[Save Standard Time @SaveStandard]

@MattDevittWX At the expense of having mid-winter sunrise and darker commutes. Daylight Saving Time mandates earlier waking and less sleep. Let’s restore sleep health with permanent Standard Time!

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

i was born in the wrong generation.....being able to type 80 wpm is completely useless rn.....in 1950 that would have been enough to make me lead girl of general motors

[Rinae @eclipsebooty]

You are not smart enough to homeschool your children

[Math - #StrangerThingsForever🔦 @portalm4tthk]

as cicatrizes da Karen!

MÃE DO ANO!!!#StrangerThings5